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Are You Gonna Save Me, Mister Love?   Monday 10.29.01 8:45PM by Aaron
Ultimate was cool, now it's beyond cool... it just wreaks of cool. The vast majority of the 54 people who went to Arkansas last weekend were just fucking cool. Crazy is also a really good description I suppose. It's strenuous as fuck and as gratifying as fuck also, even when the people who run the tournament manage to screw half your team over. I have to make my own top 10 list just because people forgot so much good stuff in their lists. I don't feel like throwing down a full 10 so I'll just go with the ones I can think of.

8. Skizip's reaction to the massage-orgy room.
7. Stefan and Skizip babysitting Melon while he tried to puke and everyone walking by, looking out and saying "David hasn't puked yet?"
6. Stop grabbing my udder!!
5. Amber: Hi, do you know where we can get some papers?
4. Pete's little sister saying "60 people in that house??"
3. Naked people are funnier from a distance, especially when they gratuitously layout on an opponent.
2. ATOKA!!!!!
1. Twot knocking his helmet after getting a D with it.

Most of the rest were covered in the staggering amount of emails sent since 2:30 this morning. Skip beat our ETA of the first top 10 list by about 5 hours. Everday I understand more why ultimate people are so fucking obsessed with ultimate! Tournaments are insane. With most trips, traveling to your destination is something endured... not so with ultimate. The trip is half (or maybe a third) the fun. Many things are more clear now. I now know why Marce was a Slut last year: he's a fucking madman on D. I know why a lot of them were Sluts and I know why people play ultimate at all. It's still obvious that a lot of people just play because of the awesome social group it makes you a part of (for a mere $10), but the ones who are really into the game are also obvious. This is about the least congruous paragraph ever but I don't care. Gibberish poureth forth from my keyboard but I write on.

One of my suitemates is in SERIOUS need of an ass-kicking lesson in humility. One of his drunken redneck friends SLEPT IN MY BED while I was out of town and some guys smoked cigarettes (yes, cigarettes!!) in our bathroom!! Somebody went through personal shit on my computer on Friday between 12:30 and 2am and most of my Dr.Peppers are gone. I thought people were considerate enough to not fuck around with my shit but now I see that's not the case. It was fitting that the second I get home at 2am on a schoolnight my roommates start pissing me off. I'm getting really sick of living here and now I wish I hadn't signed a year lease.

We're looking for houses and the one Jared & I are quite taken with is fucking expensive. I want that house though!! Silly Austin prices. I'm gonna be working soon and making a lot of money supposedly. First I have to get my goddamn car fixed because now it's at the point where it will go NOWHERE unless I pushstart it. Needless to say this is not good for a delivery driver. I gotta get that shit fixed soon but I don't have any money! Weird how things fuck up like that.


Ever So Naked   Tuesday 10.16.01 1:22AM by Aaron
Our second newest tradition is urban disc golf every Thursday at midnight at the flagpoles. The newest tradition is on about the 8th or 9th hole running around naked in the LBJ fountain. It takes about that many holes to get properly inebriated. We acted like fucking idiots the whole night and it was brilliant. I wanna blaze before we go out next time... that would be divine. If you want the full story you'll just have to ask sometime I guess.. You shoulda been there. I can't believe I still haven't reviewed the Toadies concert. I know I should do it while it's fresh in my memory but damn I'm lazy/tired.

We're gonna hit Travis on Wednesday all fulla 'dro. It should be a pretty sweet show. Government Mule is next Thursday and I'll be officially broke after that I'm sure.

Download Take Five by the David Brubeck Quartet.

Somebody tell buddyhead that calling things "bomb" is no longer bomb. I love buddyhead but the main problem I have with them is they seem like the kind of guys who dig things for their obscurity and dislike other things for their notoriety. I like some bands that aren't well known, but for the vast majority of them there's a good reason why they're not famous, that being they suck. Also, just because other people like it doesn't pre-empt me from liking it. I tend to think for myself, it's a nasty habit the government and most religions don't like.

As I've said, the nakedness is now a tradition (when the weather isn't subarctic) so if you don't have an early call friday (or even if you do, like me) come out and play urban disc golf and be drunk and run through untercold public fountains. We need more estrogen with us this time though. So bring girls. And towels. Bring towels.


Thbbbt   Tuesday 10.02.01 10:01AM by Aaron
I'm missing Friends and the motherfucking Daily Show because the cable's still out. I'm gonna split some lids.. or pay to have cable reinstalled here. I took off a bumper sticker that had to do with Osama bin Laden ("what will he think of next?"). It's probably the least offensive of all the bumper stickers but, hey, I don't like being shot at. I had other stuff to say but I forgot it. I'm gonna go play AoE2.


Can I Get A BACKSLIDER?   Tuesday 10.02.01 12:41AM by Aaron
Toadies was absolutely unbelievable. It's amazing what the human body can do. On Saturday I got up at 8ish and played ultimate til 2 then went to Dallas for Toadies, and in the course of the day I drank approximately a gallon of water and a liter of gatorade and didn't piss until 3am because I sweated like an alpha phi kappa phatass in the 4th circle of hell. I've had a cough/cold thing since prob'ly thursday and it's worsening. These little sicknesses are nothing though.. I'd rather be sick like this for a week than be sunburnt or have poison ivy for a day. My team got 3rd in the tourney on Sat. and I'm sunburnt as.. well as I've often been in the past. Greg captured the crimson hue well in a picture at the Toadies show. I'll review the show when I'm less lazy.

Update:
Music - Toadies Pictures

Greg took all the pictures. If you want more info on the fucking frustrating situation with the Toadies go here. The bassist quit and the rest of them are fed up with the music industry. I feel so sorry for Todd because he's so fucking awesome. They felt fucking appreciated on Saturday night though. I'm not very verbose right now because I'm all stuffed up and I periodically sneeze on the screen and can't see what I'm writing. I'm far from being in the mood for journal entries and I'm not even sure I'll ever post another one. I don't think anybody really cares to know in that much detail what I've been up to and thinking about. I'd be a little miffed about missing three parties this weekend if Toadies had been any less amazing. As it is, I can't complain. I can and will party every weekend but I'll never see Toadies again. ::sniff::

Death to College Park. Most places around here really do stuff to make life easier for the students but Madison goes "Hmm, how can we penetrate their asses yet further?" And then they cut the cable. Or one of the ethernet transmitters craps out. Or they give us an ultimatum concerning something petty and childish. Fuck you all I'm gonna burn your building when we all leave. Anyway.. Buddyhead eats away time like no other, even maybe lowbrow and Counter-Strike. The hours roll by and before you know it your alarm goes off intending to wake your bug-eyed ass up for your 9 oclock. God I love the internet. I'm tired of writing now.




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