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Editorials Come now, and gripe with us. Shooting sprees and self-mutilation are for amateurs. When the pros get mad, they blow off steam by writing about it. If an editorial itself is the source of your anger, the only solution is another editorial but with more pointing and laughing.

Minitorials If you're not very wordy or it doesn't piss you off that much, get minitorial with the mothafucka! Pinching and hair-pulling are encouraged.

Non-Ass Chapped When something just needs discussing but doesn't necessarily make one angry, one writes a non-chapped editorial. Surprisingly, complaining isn't the only form of modern media literature.

Vivid True to life stories about true to life shit, intended to frighten, entertain, arouse, etc. The most frequently asked question pertaining to this section is "Wha?"

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