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How to Fuck Up Royally
by Jay
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How to fuck up royally in less than 20 words, By Jay Davis We'd just finished and me, being hard as shit, decided to get on my computer instead of spooning. So, I get on and tell conor "Hey, I just had sex! It was good, I shot on her back. hahaha". This was of no real vehilition other than it pisses him off that I'm having sex and he isn't. So, I go to get a drink and think nothing of it. She says "Hey, I'm gonna check my email." Fine, I thought I'd closed AIM. Well, she signs on and my windows are open. Later, she casually mentions "I'm kind of afraid to leave, you tell you friends you jizz on my ass while I'm in the same room. I'm scared of what you'll say when I'm an hour away." I'm a life's lesson in what not to do. |
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