MSG Me. I'm ready and willing.
The Lou Incident
by Aaron
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I've chosen to let these quotes speak for themselves. As none of us were present during the conducting of the ritual itself except Lou, no one can properly and accurately convey the incident except Lou, who refuses. I don't trust anyone including myself to avoid embellishing our own little twists on the story. The initial conversation where Jay was informed of the situation by Lou's accomplice is available, along with the full Lou roast, but it's lengthy and retarded. LuckyStrikeNo9: LOU HAD SEX WITH THE INTERNET GIRL!!!!!!!!!! BamBam1138: WHAT???????????????????? LuckyStrikeNo9: YES!!!!!!! BamBam1138: JESUS CHRIST GET UNDER THE TAbLE BamBam1138: THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US "The world as we know it is forever changed. Women sporadically burst into tears, knowing they could be next. The Dr. Pepper is sweeter, counter-strike is more orgasmic, and dialup is just a little faster. A moment of silence in rememberance of Lou's virginity." -Me Louis's Virginity, 7-12-81 / 12-31-01 Vaye con Dios! Martyr333: She's also supposed to be a big goody goody, I pray, PRAY that she wouldn't change that in the back of a neon! hehe LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou's gonna have a daughter and as soon as it walks Ben will ogle it. LuckyStrikeNo9: and I'll make it mean and crass, Aaron will start it on a drug habit and Rocky will make it a necrophiliac Know what this is? LOU FUCKING PRIDE BABY, LOU FUCKING PRIDE! -Rocky Martyr333: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING Martyr333: SHE RODE THE WILD LOU MACHINE, WHILE IN THE WILD LOU'S MACHINE LuckyStrikeNo9: oh so good. Sooooo good The Lou-ginity Jay vs. Becky The Lou Roast |
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