MSG Me. I'm ready and willing.
Delish!
by Aaron
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This one is for the ladies, but not in a way that will get me laid. I must talk briefly about the sexuality stereotypes that haven't been necessarily created but definitely maintained by ladies. Yes, I'm talking about dressing. Most often, the first thing that will tip anyone off to the gayness of a dude is how well-dressed he is. Exceptions to this are if he's drinking a Smirnoff or making out with another guy or something similar. You always hear ladies saying how much they love the way gay men dress, but it's their fault that most straight boys don't dress similarly. It's not that most of us don't have the money or the know-how; it's that we know that if we color coordinate too well or wear pastels because it's spring or burgundy because it's fall the women will think we're gay! Even if we tell you we're straight you'll assume we're just in the closet. It'd be fun to put the heat on somebody else in this instance, but I'll use myself as an example here. I can afford nice clothes and am intelligent enough to make them match. The reason you don't see me sporting the latest banana republic and structure clothes is because I don't like to be so stylish. I don't like to look trendy at all and - forgive me for the immaturity of the following statement - I don't want to look gay! The point is women discourage us from looking how they want us to look. I probably sound more than a bit shallow writing something about clothes but it needed to be said. Don't gripe about your boyfriend's dressing habits when you force him into the situation. |
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