LuckyStrikeNo9: well ello ello
beckybooge: jpwdu
beckybooge: ok now THAT sucked
beckybooge: howdy*
LuckyStrikeNo9: what? Speak engrish!
LuckyStrikeNo9: ah ok
LuckyStrikeNo9: howdy back, partner
beckybooge: yeh... i needa learn to LOOK at what i type
LuckyStrikeNo9: helps
beckybooge: i spose it could
LuckyStrikeNo9: on occassion
beckybooge: yep
LuckyStrikeNo9: I had Fondue tonight. Fucking fondue.
beckybooge: i have no clue what fondue is...........
beckybooge: remember.. im a small town gal
LuckyStrikeNo9: swedish food. You have a melting pot at the table and it's 4 courses. First they melt some cheese of your choice and you dip fruit and vegetables and bread it in, then you get salad, then they bring out peanut oil and different batters and meats like chicken, shrimp, scallops, steak and mushroom. So, you eat that, then they brint out chocolate sauce and you get all kinds of fruit and marshmallows and angel food cake
Auto response from beckybooge: .. potty.. toast.. sprite... the main ingredients in a sick gals life... BRB

LuckyStrikeNo9: it's amazing
beckybooge: that sounds nasty
Auto response from LuckyStrikeNo9: kids, lake....you get the idea

LuckyStrikeNo9: blah. Sooooo bored
beckybooge: blah.. OK!
LuckyStrikeNo9: you're not helping.....entertain me.
beckybooge: so when does this SCHOOL thing start for you??
LuckyStrikeNo9: next week sometime. You not going again this semester?
beckybooge: dammit im not your play thing!!
beckybooge: nah.. workin..... makin money.. savin money.. GETTIN THE HELL OUT ASAP!!
LuckyStrikeNo9: ya, on your badass shoe salesman wages
beckybooge: yep!
beckybooge: ... you underestimate my charm
beckybooge: ive practically weasled my way into a rent free apartment already
LuckyStrikeNo9: you mean your boobs?
LuckyStrikeNo9: j/k
beckybooge: just need to do a bit more on the SWEET TALKIN and im all set
beckybooge: well..... i wont say they dont HELP a lil
LuckyStrikeNo9: how are you swingin a rent free apartment? Are moving in with some guy off the internet?!?!? Its' gone to far!!! NOO!!!!
beckybooge: haha
beckybooge: no no no.. im not THAT crazy
beckybooge: friend of mine makes a SHITLOAD of money at this job he got........ and he ll be outa town for like MONTHS at a time.. i said id cook / clean /buy food and he said that'd be my contribution........
beckybooge: AND.......
beckybooge: i hafta walk around in a leopard print bra and panties............. but we re still negotiating that point
LuckyStrikeNo9: this is so sad
beckybooge: isnt it tho?
LuckyStrikeNo9: yes
LuckyStrikeNo9: I fear FOR you
beckybooge: hehe.. yeh well i highly doubt ill get to move.... i probly would NEVER find a job in BR and if i did move up there... my friend would SHOOT me for not living with her
beckybooge: AND i think lou would be jealous
beckybooge: mwahahaha
LuckyStrikeNo9: hahhaaha
beckybooge: glad you liked that one
beckybooge: sheesh
beckybooge: i try and try to entertian you but NOTHING is ever good enuf!!
LuckyStrikeNo9: no, but lou is always funny
beckybooge: true
LuckyStrikeNo9: I can/could never do that, I don't think. I mean, for as long as I've known you and as well as I know you, I couldn't up and make a 5hr drive to "just go visit"
beckybooge: is that what he said it was? "just a visit"... hmm
LuckyStrikeNo9: i mean, there would have to be a contractual guarantee I wouldn't be killed in a cult ritual
beckybooge: and its like an EIGHT hour drive i would say
LuckyStrikeNo9: that or a contractual guarantee I'd have sex sometime in there.
beckybooge: *no comment*
LuckyStrikeNo9: I don't care with who, but sex will be had
LuckyStrikeNo9: WHAT?!?!?
LuckyStrikeNo9: You...and The Lou?!?!?
beckybooge: .. well....................
LuckyStrikeNo9: MADRE DE DIOS!
beckybooge: lets just say the back of neon is roomier than one would imagine
LuckyStrikeNo9: WHOA!!!
LuckyStrikeNo9: this is amazing news
LuckyStrikeNo9: MAD props to the lou
LuckyStrikeNo9: I can't say I'm not jealous but damn. I had no idea he had it in him
beckybooge: well our little lou is growing up
beckybooge: haha
LuckyStrikeNo9: WHOA
LuckyStrikeNo9: whoa
LuckyStrikeNo9: WOW
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh my goodness
beckybooge: dont piss yourself.. you ll be ok
LuckyStrikeNo9: I just can't believe it, the prophecy WILL come full circle
LuckyStrikeNo9: you have no idea what you've gotten into
LuckyStrikeNo9: the enriquez clan is a fertile bunch. That is determined seen
LuckyStrikeNo9: er, seed
beckybooge: hahahaha
beckybooge: that is true
LuckyStrikeNo9: http://www.lowbrow.com/index.html?PDJ7jkJcBVIAABP wk@g
LuckyStrikeNo9: I prophecized this
beckybooge: thats beautiful
beckybooge: but i thought you said you didnt think he had it in him?
LuckyStrikeNo9: It was a long shot but I had a gut feeling
LuckyStrikeNo9: like watching th eJFK tapes or somethning
LuckyStrikeNo9: I forgot to mention the part about you moving into his parent's trailer with him
beckybooge: yeh.. then ill DEFINATELY be goin places
beckybooge: also left out the part about YOU meeting me too!!
beckybooge: sheesh
beckybooge: like i mean NOTHING to you!
LuckyStrikeNo9: so don't mess with me here, you serious had sex with Louis?!
LuckyStrikeNo9: That part had no bearing on the prophecy
LuckyStrikeNo9: he's no longer my innocent sweet tenger good strong lou-child?
beckybooge: well it was still a FACT.. you just didnt wanna seem like a dork or something
beckybooge: and i SAID im leaving it at "the backseat of a neon is roomier than expected"
LuckyStrikeNo9: ok. I met an internet person. blah. I'm weird about that.
beckybooge: yes i ve noticed
beckybooge: and im not "an internet person" FOOL!! im me.. so yeh
LuckyStrikeNo9: it's worse because I met ann when she was home over xmas break, well, she went back to school and to keep from having huge telephone bills we talked on AIM. WEll, she came back over spring break to visit and one of my mom's friend was over and my mom goes "Oh, this is jay and his internet girlfriend ann" I about died.
beckybooge: hahahah.. AAAAAAAAAAAAHhahahahaha
beckybooge: see.. thats worse
LuckyStrikeNo9: no, having sex with internet people is worse
beckybooge: well........ you do that too
LuckyStrikeNo9: Did lou at least wear protection? Please sweet clean merciful lord, say he did
beckybooge: whats it to you?
LuckyStrikeNo9: the lou-child could be coming and the prophecy would come full circle. Actually, Ben would have to shit the bed and light up a Kool, but this is one half
beckybooge: ok now you re just scaring me!