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LuckyStrikeNo9: there he was, young, tender and wearing a rangers short-set
BamBam1138: ok where's ben
LuckyStrikeNo9: Clothes shopping!
BamBam1138: oh shit
LuckyStrikeNo9: everything is changing
BamBam1138: he's trying to catch up?
LuckyStrikeNo9: the world is in flux
BamBam1138: rocky doesn't believe the hype, btw
LuckyStrikeNo9: louis is having sex, ben is caring about his appearance. Cats getting along with dogs!
LuckyStrikeNo9: ya
LuckyStrikeNo9: I need to get him in here
LuckyStrikeNo9: but he's busy trying to catch up by having sex with casey
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'm making new more elite rules for the non virgins club
BamBam1138: hah you're starting a club?
LuckyStrikeNo9: 1.More than once 2. One good ass-slap 3. You have to give a pearl necklace
BamBam1138: aww dude i think i should qualify for that on the grounds of opportunity
BamBam1138: if not for execution
LuckyStrikeNo9: all three?!
BamBam1138: opportunity for the first
LuckyStrikeNo9: and the more than one I might change to partners
BamBam1138: the second would stem from the first
BamBam1138: and the third... well..
LuckyStrikeNo9: gentlemen don;t tell tales out of school
LuckyStrikeNo9: but girls from louisianna will tell you more than you want to know at the drop of a hat. CHRIST MAN!
BamBam1138: fueliegirl?
BamBam1138: yea you don't even hafta shine a light in their eyes
BamBam1138: they just spill their guts
LuckyStrikeNo9: her you impressionalbe cousin
LuckyStrikeNo9: you=young
BamBam1138: i'm cooking up a very special vivid story
BamBam1138: the lou incident
BamBam1138: i quoted a lotta shit last night just for the sake of recordkeeping
LuckyStrikeNo9: for VIVID details IM beckybooge. She scared me for life
LuckyStrikeNo9: heh heh
BamBam1138: though it strays from the subject at hand, i have to question ellen's tastes in music
LuckyStrikeNo9: I sat here and cried
BamBam1138: haha
LuckyStrikeNo9: BRB
BamBam1138: ben actually had to go take a walk or something
BamBam1138: lou, you seem unnaturally silent
SweetLou81: blah, ah, sorry, hehe, I was playing a game
LuckyStrikeNo9: no, me and ben workout 5-6 times a week
LuckyStrikeNo9: JACKIE CHAN!
BamBam1138: dog... my roommate's playing dark age of camelot
BamBam1138: i wanna buy it
LuckyStrikeNo9: Family Guy IS comedy
BamBam1138: i haven't been able to watch it
BamBam1138: people on the tv are playing smash brothers
SweetLou81: haha, yeah, I heard DOAC is pretty cool
BamBam1138: i'm so tempted
BamBam1138: it's so tizzight
LuckyStrikeNo9: I wish I could slap you from here
BamBam1138: ya, you wish tard
SweetLou81: hah
LuckyStrikeNo9: tizzight?
BamBam1138: poonanny
LuckyStrikeNo9: fee-fi-foofanny
LuckyStrikeNo9: Fucking dirt mexicans
SweetLou81: hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: Rocky is still idle
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh aaron, check this shit out
LuckyStrikeNo9: http://www.lizrd.org/lou.htm
BamBam1138: hahahah
LuckyStrikeNo9: you're welcome
LuckyStrikeNo9: I give and I give and I give
Martyr333 has entered the room.
LuckyStrikeNo9: aaaah yes
Martyr333: Yeah, sorry I was late, decided to hit Oklahoma
LuckyStrikeNo9: The roast is going slow. Ben is gone and you're just getitng back
Martyr333: Met a cool person from there on EQ the other night
LuckyStrikeNo9: heh hehehehahahah
LuckyStrikeNo9: http://www.lizrd.org/lou.htm
Martyr333: hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: it's just to get an ambience for the room
Martyr333: How is fuel injected ellen?
Martyr333: ERR, who
LuckyStrikeNo9: Becky's sweet impressionalbe younger cousin
Martyr333: Oh no!
LuckyStrikeNo9: WHO ISN'T FUCKING TALKING!
LuckyStrikeNo9: So Rock, lay down some mad theories on your doubting the loss of the Lou-ginity
Martyr333: A) Its lou
SweetLou81: damn, that hurts!
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'll do my Burt Reynolds from here
Martyr333: B) Don't you think its the obvious joke for becky to play on us?
Martyr333: Perhaps in cahoots with Lou
Martyr333: Hahaha, not like that lou! heheheh
Martyr333: C) Its what we wanted to hear
LuckyStrikeNo9: lou, respong
Martyr333: D) What does Becky care if some people 500 miles away think she got it on?
LuckyStrikeNo9: respond
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'll be Burt Reynolds AND Wolf Blitzer
LuckyStrikeNo9: the cavity creeps are closing in
SweetLou81: haha, first of all, I have made no cahoots to play a trick on no body, and anything that did happen in louisiana is between me and becky!
Martyr333: E) I will not believe anything, until I see the young lady in question, come to texas, and fellate lou in the back of a Frys
Martyr333: SWISH!
LuckyStrikeNo9: no you didn't.
SweetLou81: hhmm, dont know about that, but I asked her to come visit, hehe
Martyr333: Hehehe, ohh no!
LuckyStrikeNo9: no you didn't
SweetLou81: yeah I did
SweetLou81: my sister and them are moving out, so I was like, hey we'll have an extra room so you dont have to get a hotel and stuff, heh
Martyr333: Who needs a hotel when you got the Loutel
LuckyStrikeNo9: no you didn't
SweetLou81: yeah
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou's gonna have a daughter and as soon as it walks Ben will ogle it.
SweetLou81: ah no!
SweetLou81: if I ever have a female child, I will keep it far from Ben! hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: and I'll make it mean and crass, Aaron will start it on a drug habit and Rocky will make it a necrophiliac
Martyr333: Hehe, so it was spoken, so it was told
SweetLou81: hehe, no, no one is gonna get pregnant!
Martyr333: I look at it like this, dead boobs is boobs
LuckyStrikeNo9: I think the reason Ben is clothes shopping is he shit the bed last night
SweetLou81: aaww! no!
LuckyStrikeNo9: no you didn't.
SweetLou81: hehe, probably!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ellen you ignorant slut.
Martyr333: How old is Ellen?
SweetLou81: hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: idunno. 17 I think
SweetLou81: 14
Martyr333: Are we corrupting a 15 yr old?
LuckyStrikeNo9: she IM'd me from no where one day
Martyr333: OH fiddlesticks! She's too young! TOO YOUNG! heh
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, me too
SweetLou81: hehe, she'll be 15 on the 20th
Martyr333: QUICK, before Ben gets here
LuckyStrikeNo9: ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!
LuckyStrikeNo9: crap
SweetLou81: who? no I no shit you, I aint ben, or his immediate family! hehe
Martyr333: 14! AHH! We dont wanna corrupt her
Martyr333: I mean, for christ sake, she doesnt even have pubes yet
Martyr333: Badoom CHING
SweetLou81: aahh no!
SweetLou81: the corn!
LuckyStrikeNo9: thank GOD Paul Newman isn't around
Martyr333: I know!
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh yes, SATAN!
SweetLou81: hehe, Paul Newman would be breaking legs left and right!
LuckyStrikeNo9: so, I guess I'll give my keynote speech since things are in full swing
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, they appear to be all thats gonna happen at this point! hehe
Martyr333: I gotta run in like 9 minutes, cause I'm gonna get my wal mart on
Martyr333: I need shaving cream and stuff, i'm all moutain man style!
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, me too, except I actually have shaving cream! hehe, just too lazy to shave!@
Martyr333: Hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: Louis was born a poor black child. He then enlisted in the peace corps and requested a transfer to Thailand. He was then forcibly deported, twice. I met young tender Louis in the fall of out 13th year. There he was...
Martyr333: hehehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: so sweet and clean, wearing his Rockie's short-set
LuckyStrikeNo9: from there we went on a field trip. I wasn't suppose to go but I was cross teamed so I left and went to the ballpark in arlington with Lou. No one liked us so we ate alone. I was asked to go back early for not being on their team
The Headmata has entered the room.
LuckyStrikeNo9: Louis has driven his way into our hearts in the mustang, but most memorably the neon and The Dodge.
The Headmata: you're all gay
LuckyStrikeNo9: He had sex with the car and broke it.
The Headmata: is what lou can do really called "sex"?
SweetLou81: Dodge Owned!
fueliegirlELLEN: dradle dradle dradle
LuckyStrikeNo9: we lived together and I owe him money then he met a girl off the internet and boned her. The end.
BamBam1138: hahaha
SweetLou81: jew!
The Headmata: i mean, shouldn't we think of a different term for it?
The Headmata: something like grinding?
LuckyStrikeNo9: getting Lou'd
BamBam1138: that was the best intro in history ellen
Martyr333: Wow, what a story!
The Headmata: who the hell is Ellen?
SweetLou81: hehe, aahh, memories! I remember going to the ballpark too!
The Headmata: and i don't mean the ugly lesbian
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ben's main demographic
LuckyStrikeNo9: Rocky, Casey, check it http://www.lizrd.org/lou.htm
SweetLou81: hehe, ellen is becky's 14 year old cousin
The Headmata: is that his new "pimp" page?
SweetLou81: no, I had no part in that page's creation
The Headmata: he should put on there that he likes to "wrastle", but is in fact a giant tender man who lubs like no other
LuckyStrikeNo9: I almost got in a fight with Khalid Beard. He thought I threw a hotdog at him, I told him no and said a mexican did it. I really did throw it though. Memories.
SweetLou81: haha!
Martyr333: Haha, you showed him
LuckyStrikeNo9: Louis, the tender giant
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou? Ya
The Headmata: kind of funny... i'm in here instead of finishing my ethics homework...
LuckyStrikeNo9: he say long ago
SweetLou81: yeah, I should have a title like that!
LuckyStrikeNo9: but then I picture him in a small cage, curled in the corner, pawing the bars and crying.
The Headmata: Lou, I made a couple cd's for my drive back out here... i dedicated them to you, Titled as follows: Internet Guy Lou, and Interenet Guy Lou Pt. 2, the Reckoning
LuckyStrikeNo9: YES!
SweetLou81: ah, the good ol days, *sniff* I miss them so!
SweetLou81: haha, yes! very nice!
SweetLou81: I listened to Sabbath, War Pigs! hehe, in fact I bought a tape of it while I was down in La.! heh
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou has an all-Rush mixtape
SweetLou81: yes!!!!! Futurama!
Martyr333: Which Sabbath album?
LuckyStrikeNo9: NO! you have proof of the trip! BURN IT!
The Headmata: Futurama sucks
Martyr333: "i fuckin went to louisiana and tried to be smooth?"
LuckyStrikeNo9: fuck you!
SweetLou81: eeehhhh, Paranoid, I believe
Martyr333: Did that one still have Tony Iommi?
LuckyStrikeNo9: Paranoid is a rip off of You and Me by The Turtles
LuckyStrikeNo9: no lie
SweetLou81: I'm not sure, heh, its from 79, or so, it has Iron man, Paranoid, War Pigs/Lukes wall, and a few others
LuckyStrikeNo9: Randy Beeman told me
Martyr333: I gotta run though, gonna go to walmart to get some shaving cream and astroglide
The Headmata: fuck Randy Beeman, i'll break his neck
The Headmata: hey rocky, you know when spank bank opens back up?
LuckyStrikeNo9: When you leave
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, good
LuckyStrikeNo9: SCORE!
SweetLou81: haha!
The Headmata: go join a choir treble voice
LuckyStrikeNo9: You cum guzzling queen!
SweetLou81: hehe, well this "roast" was a bust! heh
The Headmata: i hope to god your wife has a higher pitched voice then you'll have, otherwise it's gonna confuse the hell out of the kids
SweetLou81: you guys did much better in person
SweetLou81: haha!
The Headmata: i do my best work that way
LuckyStrikeNo9: I do my best work on coke!
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah
The Headmata: but seriously Lou, you should try to get sponsored by some gas company, that way you don't have to pay as much money to get get luvin
LuckyStrikeNo9: YES!
The Headmata: i mean, we all know you'll wear their hat
SweetLou81: yeah yeah yeah, I used my parents gas card so it didnt bother me! hehe
The Headmata: get sponsered by chevron and ford... hell you already got the ford hat, maybe chevron can give you a killer jacket
LuckyStrikeNo9: I think air travel is Lou's next step
LuckyStrikeNo9: maybe when he gets a promotion
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAHA
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ben will be here
SweetLou81: eh, I was thinking a bus actually, like the $40 greyhound thing! hehe, just so Idont have to drive it
The Headmata: well folks, i gotta finish reading for class, later all
LuckyStrikeNo9: he drove all the way from dallas for this
Kaboom XXI has entered the room.
LuckyStrikeNo9: that means nothing to Lou, but still
Kaboom XXI: lou!
SweetLou81: yo!
Kaboom XXI: so it is true?
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ben, check for ambience
SweetLou81: aahh, your name is all yellow and bright!
LuckyStrikeNo9: http://www.lizrd.org/lou.htm
The Headmata: later all, lou, you staying in TX this weekend?
SweetLou81: hehe, yes, I'm staying in texas fool!
The Headmata: or is there a hot chick in Arizona?
LuckyStrikeNo9: you never know with the wild lou
SweetLou81: hehe, probably, but I wouldnt know, I only go 1 state at a time
LuckyStrikeNo9: international latin lover
The Headmata: he's off the hook
Kaboom XXI: sure you're not gonna go get some lousianna poon tang?
The Headmata has left the room.
LuckyStrikeNo9: he might go on a tri-state lovin spree
Kaboom XXI: lou loves em and leaves em
SweetLou81: not this weekend!
LuckyStrikeNo9: I just picture lou drivin the neon to Tom Sawyer by Rush and passing under the "Leaving Texas" sign on his way to some lovins
Kaboom XXI: so , lou, is the virgin thing true?
SweetLou81: you get no details!
Kaboom XXI: no way!
BamBam1138: haha
BamBam1138: fahkin pansy
LuckyStrikeNo9: Oral Invaders 5, staring The Lou
SweetLou81: I'm not gonna tell you guys what happened!
LuckyStrikeNo9: yes you will
Kaboom XXI: it's ok lou, we all know that the first time goes fast
SweetLou81: hehe, hell it was all under wraps till becky told jay something about it
Kaboom XXI: dont' feel bad
Kaboom XXI: jeez
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou's song! http://www.hnet.net/~nobodyshero/TFE/ Virtuality.html
Kaboom XXI: this has gotta be a joke...the lou was supposed to die a virgin, like me
fueliegirlELLEN: menorah
LuckyStrikeNo9: fuckin jews
Kaboom XXI: who is the ellen broad?
SweetLou81: dude, like the sherminator on american pie, it was just my time, well, actually it was just cause I drove 530 miles to go meet a girl I know from the net, but still!
BamBam1138: it boggles the mind and shakes the awareness
SweetLou81: Thats Becky's 14 year old cousin
LuckyStrikeNo9: the young impressionable cousin of the girl louis sexually ASSaulted
SweetLou81: there was no assault! hehe, I didnt pull a casey on her or nothing
Kaboom XXI: lol
LuckyStrikeNo9: ya, she jumped you
Kaboom XXI: hey girlie, you better run, lou has a habit of cyber seducing girls from other states
LuckyStrikeNo9: did you read those lyrics? Rush song DEDICATED to louis
SweetLou81: haha!
SweetLou81: aahh, you found that net boy net girl song!
Kaboom XXI: hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: no, the words "Hey girlie, better run" coming from Ben sends chills up my spine
Kaboom XXI: the louis song
SweetLou81: haha!
LuckyStrikeNo9: YES!
SweetLou81: yes, yes it does
Kaboom XXI: lol, cram it
LuckyStrikeNo9: heh heh
LuckyStrikeNo9: but serious, louis is a sexual predator
Kaboom XXI: i know, right
LuckyStrikeNo9: I wonder if he "mauled" her
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou crawling across the back seat, growling and pawwing at her
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'M TOO EXCITED TO SLEEP!
BamBam1138: jesus christ where'd you find that song
Kaboom XXI: her cries of "no, no" falling on deaf ears
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'm downloading it off Kazaa no
SweetLou81: hehe, no, no mauling, no details but lets just say it was over and done with quickly, unfortunately
LuckyStrikeNo9: years ago I heard it on The Eagle and I was like, this is terrible but I rememberd it was by rush
Kaboom XXI: i think we should get lou a shirt that says
LuckyStrikeNo9: I have an uncanny ability to find songs
Kaboom XXI: ctrl+alt+FUCK
Kaboom XXI: or something
SweetLou81: hehe, I remember Jay used to talk about that song
SweetLou81: haha!
SweetLou81: C:\Lou
SweetLou81: C:\Lou Fuck
SweetLou81: Fuck Lou Fuck!
Kaboom XXI: c:\ben retch
SweetLou81: haha!
LuckyStrikeNo9: C:\Lou\sex\one_minute_man.exe
SweetLou81: its understandable!
BamBam1138: hahh
SweetLou81: hey bitch! watch it!
Kaboom XXI: lole
Kaboom XXI: one man
Kaboom XXI: one minute
Kaboom XXI: two asses
LuckyStrikeNo9: I take the MVP for that one
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAHAHA
SweetLou81: MVP, most vial person! hehe! yeah! got you back! hehe
Kaboom XXI: lol, it's vile, spelly spellerton
LuckyStrikeNo9: last night my mental pitcure was lou, naked except for the built Ford tough hat. All four asses pumping in unnison and Lou saying "oh yeah, Oh yeah OH yeah, OH YEAH! HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY?!!"
SweetLou81: hehe, well I got eq on the brain
SweetLou81: vial of viscious mana!
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: i bet you showed her some viscious mana
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHASHAH
SweetLou81: hehe
Kaboom XXI: all over her face
LuckyStrikeNo9: it burns my eyes!
Kaboom XXI: what's a boy to do?
LuckyStrikeNo9: drive to Louisianna
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHH
Kaboom XXI: lol
LuckyStrikeNo9: if nothing I take the batting title
SweetLou81: shutup! I'd drive there again too, if she asks me! :-P
LuckyStrikeNo9: you missed my retelling of Lou's life story earlier
Kaboom XXI: soembody better be saving this mofo, cause i wanna read the stuff i missed
Kaboom XXI: lol
SweetLou81: actually, she said she does want me to go visit again, hehe, I would just need some time off to do it, maybe on a 4 day weekend or something
Kaboom XXI: lou is cyberpussywhipped
SweetLou81: oh, hush you! hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: Louis was born a poor black child. He then enlisted in the peace corps and requested a transfer to Thailand. He was then forcibly deported, twice. I met young tender Louis in the fall of out 13th year. There he was...
LuckyStrikeNo9: so sweet and clean, wearing his Rockie's short-set
LuckyStrikeNo9: from there we went on a field trip. I wasn't suppose to go but I was cross teamed so I left and went to the ballpark in arlington with Lou. No one liked us so we ate alone. I was asked to go back early for not being on their team
LuckyStrikeNo9: Louis has driven his way into our hearts in the mustang, but most memorably the neon and The Dodge.
Kaboom XXI: lol
LuckyStrikeNo9: we lived together and I owe him money then he met a girl off the internet and boned her. The end.
Kaboom XXI: into our hearts and her pants
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: please tell me you referred to it as the Lou Cock while you ewre there
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh man
LuckyStrikeNo9: "Take it! Take it to the limit! Swallow AAAALLLLL the Lou cock!
SweetLou81: no, I was nice while I was there, no reference to the Lou cock, or nothing like that! heh
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou being nice "Ma'am, my I please put my penis inside you?"
SweetLou81: hehe, I wonder if that would work, I mean, I would call her Ma'am! hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: shes a cherry chaser
Kaboom XXI: lol
LuckyStrikeNo9: go for it, vicar!
SweetLou81: so is your theory!
LuckyStrikeNo9: yes, i agree with you IN THEORY
LuckyStrikeNo9: I tried to invite smarterchild. It said no.
SweetLou81: hehe
Kaboom XXI: smarterchild?
LuckyStrikeNo9: "Ma'am, I drove an awful long way. Mind if I slide it in your birth cannal."
LuckyStrikeNo9: automated buddy
Kaboom XXI: i'd really like yto explore the womb, if you'd be so inclined
LuckyStrikeNo9: hahahaha
LuckyStrikeNo9: polite horny lou
Kaboom XXI: a gentlemanly pervert
LuckyStrikeNo9: "if you don't mind me sayin, boobs is boobs"
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, I'll try that one next time I got visit
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ben, did you see the Lou page?
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: just did
Kaboom XXI: who made that?
LuckyStrikeNo9: me
LuckyStrikeNo9: I've been on the extra adjectives kick lately
Kaboom XXI: genius
Kaboom XXI: pure genius
LuckyStrikeNo9: like good strong sweet tender good well Lou
Kaboom XXI: i can't believe lou beat me to the poon nanny
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, sweet, tender lou! rawr!
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: he's stingy wiht the money, but never with the lovin
SweetLou81: haha, yeah, thats lou!
Kaboom XXI: i cant' believe you boned somebody!
SweetLou81: ah well, Louisiana, more importantly, Thibodaux is alot more Lou'd place
Kaboom XXI: OH SHIT
Kaboom XXI: YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REMEMBERD?
LuckyStrikeNo9: I want to remember two things. The lou in the ford hat with four asses goin, but the better is Lou in a leopard print seat suit with matching jogger pants, crawling across the backseat of the neon growling, pawwing and saying
LuckyStrikeNo9: "I'm going to MAUL you!'
Kaboom XXI: LOU'S SHIRT THAT SAID "IF YOU CAN'T SURF WITH THE BIG DOGS, STAY OFF THE NET!"
Kaboom XXI: hahahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAHAHAHAHH
SweetLou81: haha! oh my god! I remember that!
Kaboom XXI: that is soooo funny in retrospect
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, it is
BamBam1138: oh shite that's funny
LuckyStrikeNo9: Heh heh. Lou on that surfboard, flying into the bedroom window of some unsuspecting girl
SweetLou81: now I'm kinda glad my parents bought me that shirt years ago!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Man, I'm so happy excited with joy. I want to go workout again.
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: god bless the lou
LuckyStrikeNo9: or was Juando would say "Hoppy-sited!"
SweetLou81: god bless the internet!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ya, you better be DAMNED thankful for the internet
SweetLou81: haha, yes, yes I am
Kaboom XXI: lou got net sex
BamBam1138: you hafta sacrifice a virgin to the internet as omage
LuckyStrikeNo9: because I KNOW next time you get some free time in the shower, you'll think back to that warm wet feeling and the supple touch of her huge juggs
BamBam1138: how bout ben?
LuckyStrikeNo9: you thank the internet for that memory
Kaboom XXI: what about ben?
BamBam1138: sacrificial viring
BamBam1138: *virgin
LuckyStrikeNo9: you'd be the sacrificial virgin
Kaboom XXI: no way
Kaboom XXI: i dont' wanna die a virgin
LuckyStrikeNo9: you have to go to vegas now
SweetLou81: hehe, no, cause now I think Ben is banking on meeting a chick from the net too! hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: that or start looking harder on the yahoo webcams
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: i've got some university of arizona girls who'll do what i want, when i want
SweetLou81: try to find a girl in dallas though, that 1000 mile round trip really hurt the neon, the back tire went flat on it!
LuckyStrikeNo9: as long as your webcam is "broken"
SweetLou81: I had to get it plugged
Kaboom XXI: lol yep
Kaboom XXI: this webcam just won't work
Kaboom XXI: son of a bitch
Kaboom XXI: lol
LuckyStrikeNo9: HHAHAH
SweetLou81: hehe, nice!
Kaboom XXI: well
Kaboom XXI: look
Kaboom XXI: if you'll show me yours, i'll show you mine when i get it working
SweetLou81: you have this down to a science now dont you?
Kaboom XXI: well
Kaboom XXI: i don't like to brag
LuckyStrikeNo9: that thing is genius. I was on there the other night with Texas Tech ben looking for webcam sluts. None were on but the software is nice
LuckyStrikeNo9: but you have to have permission to look
LuckyStrikeNo9: blah
Kaboom XXI: yeah
Kaboom XXI: but see
Kaboom XXI: most of the camsluts will give you permissions
Kaboom XXI: so long as they think you have a cam, too
Kaboom XXI: girls are so damned stupid
LuckyStrikeNo9: I got a yahoo ID. Wanna go hunting later?
Kaboom XXI: lol
SweetLou81: hehe, I was chekcing out MSN communities for the first time the other day, look in the teen rooms, alot of stupid girls will take webcam pics in bra's or sometimes topless and post them there
Kaboom XXI: i could resurrect the baseball guy
LuckyStrikeNo9: Nice
Kaboom XXI: lol
LuckyStrikeNo9: it's a date
LuckyStrikeNo9: you, me and camsluts
Kaboom XXI: i need to show you guys this 17 year old girl that has a cam
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou, you looking for a new love interest?!
Kaboom XXI: ia've got picso fh er somewhere
Kaboom XXI: lol
SweetLou81: hehe, no, fucker! hehe, just never been to them before, it was good stuff! heh
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: lou was looking for his next victim
LuckyStrikeNo9: hahahah
SweetLou81: pfft! victim! there were no victims there!
LuckyStrikeNo9: sitting there looking very seedy "What are you into?"
Kaboom XXI: look out, ladies, the lou cock is on the prowl!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Rawr!
Kaboom XXI: brb
LuckyStrikeNo9: ok
LuckyStrikeNo9: he's getting astroglide
SweetLou81: aaww!
SweetLou81: no!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Rocky is still here?
SweetLou81: yeah, but hes afk
LuckyStrikeNo9: ya
SweetLou81: hes probably just logging this all down or something! hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: nah, it's easy to save
BamBam1138: i've been here the whole time
BamBam1138: the whooole story
LuckyStrikeNo9: ya
LuckyStrikeNo9: I started this sheeeeit
SweetLou81: yeah, I've heard the story like 3 times now! heh
LuckyStrikeNo9: and I stayed through the hard times
SweetLou81: hell, when I joined the room, Jay and Ellen were the only 2 in here
LuckyStrikeNo9: and shes said like, two things
SweetLou81: yeah, something about being a jew, then dradle dradle dradle! hee
LuckyStrikeNo9: I need a cocaine habbit
SweetLou81: haha, ok
LuckyStrikeNo9: not for the drugs, I just want to hang out with Ike Turner
LuckyStrikeNo9: and bobby brown
SweetLou81: dude, Jack Black tonight on letterman
LuckyStrikeNo9: rerun I think
LuckyStrikeNo9: maybe not
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'll check it out
SweetLou81: nah, I think hes there pushing orange county
LuckyStrikeNo9: it's still JB
SweetLou81: Letterman is new this week I thought, Leno isnt
SweetLou81: cause he was talking about the kid who flew a plane into the building in florida the other dya
LuckyStrikeNo9: ya]
LuckyStrikeNo9: cause that's funny shit!
fueliegirlELLEN: ok happy roasting guys im leaving
SweetLou81: adios
LuckyStrikeNo9: alright
LuckyStrikeNo9: burn in purgatory
SweetLou81: hehe, shes a jew but she goes to a catholic school! hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: don't let Ben know that!
SweetLou81: haha yeah I know!
SweetLou81: he'd be all like, dude, let me go with you next time you go to louisiana, ask becky if her catholic school girl cousin will be there, hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: madre de dios
fueliegirlELLEN has left the room.
LuckyStrikeNo9: ben is dropping the kids off at the lake I think
LuckyStrikeNo9: he's been gone way too longh
SweetLou81: haha, yeah
SweetLou81: or hes masturbating
LuckyStrikeNo9: the thought of Lou in the leopard print jogger pant suit was too much
BamBam1138: DAMN with the cheap shots
SweetLou81: oh well, the roast has turned into more of a hibachi cook out
LuckyStrikeNo9: heh heh
SweetLou81: haha, no, no leopard print!
Kaboom XXI: yes leopard print
LuckyStrikeNo9: the fucking Friars Club hasn't gotten back to me yet. I'm going to have a REAL roast and have Don Rickles after your ass
SweetLou81: haha, yeah, he doesnt know what the internet is, so all the humor in the situation would be lost
LuckyStrikeNo9: no, you're a minority
LuckyStrikeNo9: he has your number
LuckyStrikeNo9: like, to hell with this. We're all neighbors. Louis's family could be my neighbor, live in my nieghborhood
LuckyStrikeNo9: pfft, you wish
SweetLou81: haha, yeah
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ben, you REALLY want to roast someone?
LuckyStrikeNo9: I could invite Conor
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: nah
LuckyStrikeNo9: we could all watch you bacsh him
Kaboom XXI: we roast that hairy motherfucker, and there is gonna be a belly fire
SweetLou81: haha, yeah, that would own!
LuckyStrikeNo9: I knew this LONG ago, but the internet is the way to get laid. Conor's fatass older borhter steven has had sex with 23 girls he's met on the internet
Kaboom XXI: no way
SweetLou81: whoa! hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh yeah. It's all he did for almost a year. No job and he was dropped out of school
SweetLou81: dang, I shoulda been workin the net them 5 months I didnt have a job, heh
LuckyStrikeNo9: you did, it led up to New Years!
Kaboom XXI: so
Kaboom XXI: like
Kaboom XXI: were you inside when the new year rang in?
LuckyStrikeNo9: AAAWW!
LuckyStrikeNo9: was it good buddy? Didja eat it?
SweetLou81: hehe, true, but like, we didnt start talking about stuff till like november, heh
SweetLou81: dude, no not when the new year rang in, and no eating it!, geez!
LuckyStrikeNo9: you call yourself a gentleman?
Martyr333: Rocky here and shit
LuckyStrikeNo9: did you follow my advice? Skin on skin or it don't go in?
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, I am! you;d probably be giving all kinds of details
Kaboom XXI: rocky!
Martyr333: I've been here for about 5 minutes, reading text
Martyr333: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S TRUE
Martyr333: HOLY
Kaboom XXI: i want details, son of a bitch
Martyr333: FUCKING
Martyr333: CHRISTKICKING
Martyr333: SHIT
Martyr333: I"m saving this chat log, mind you
Kaboom XXI: nbahahahah
LuckyStrikeNo9: heh heh
Kaboom XXI: iu know
Kaboom XXI: i can't fucking believe it either, rock
Martyr333: I'm gonna put Lou on my shoudlers and carry him around
BamBam1138: so am i
Martyr333: And declare " LOU LOU LOU LOU LOU"
Kaboom XXI: shit
Kaboom XXI: that's one ass per shoulder
SweetLou81: haha
LuckyStrikeNo9: Did you cum inside her?
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAH
Kaboom XXI: yeah
Kaboom XXI: where did you spooge, dude?
LuckyStrikeNo9: GOOSH!
Kaboom XXI: i know where i woulda
Kaboom XXI: but where did lou?
Martyr333: Hehe, my man, that's personal info
Martyr333: Don't ask Lou that!
Kaboom XXI: yeah
Kaboom XXI: well
BamBam1138: did you donkey punch her?
Kaboom XXI: when the rapture is upon us, i'll ask any damned thing i want
LuckyStrikeNo9: you make a lake in her belly button?>
SweetLou81: jesus guys!
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAH
LuckyStrikeNo9: The roast is on!
BamBam1138: did you "party" as it was redefined?
Martyr333: LOU WENT FROM ZERO TO HERO
LuckyStrikeNo9: FEEL THE BURN!
Kaboom XXI: he's now bozworthy
Martyr333: I'M DEDICATING THE SABBATH SONG "ZERO THE HERO" TO YOU LOU! TO YOU!!!!
LuckyStrikeNo9: did you snort an eightball off her ass?
BamBam1138: get greg in here
SweetLou81: haha, no, I did not "party"
BamBam1138: he's on
LuckyStrikeNo9: no
LuckyStrikeNo9: no outsiders
BamBam1138: why not greg??
BamBam1138: he'd get a kick outta this
LuckyStrikeNo9: idunno
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ben?
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou>
Martyr333: Cause we aren't talking about volkswagens?
LuckyStrikeNo9: ?
SweetLou81: hehe, so! I didnt want any of you to know this!
BamBam1138: hah
BamBam1138: oh well
SweetLou81: but the cat is all out of the bag here!
Kaboom XXI: no
Kaboom XXI: no greg, i say
Martyr333: Lou
Martyr333: One word
Martyr333: JAM
Kaboom XXI: this is us
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: Jam
LuckyStrikeNo9: the cat? is that what you called it when you felt in her pants?
Kaboom XXI: i can't fucking believe it
Kaboom XXI: my goddamned mind is blown
BamBam1138: aint it though?
LuckyStrikeNo9: again. THIS MAN HAD SEX http://www.lizrd.org/lou.htm
Kaboom XXI: did you wear the cape?
LuckyStrikeNo9: hahahaha
LuckyStrikeNo9: the outline of four asses under the cape
Martyr333: I am not worthy to ride shotgun in the Neon
Martyr333: For I am still a virgin
LuckyStrikeNo9: looks like a cattepillar in motion
Kaboom XXI: so is the part about the back of the neon true?
Kaboom XXI: i know
Kaboom XXI: i gotta sit int he back too
LuckyStrikeNo9: I know, I won't be able to sit back there anymore
LuckyStrikeNo9: I find some dead baby Lou's back there
BamBam1138: not in the back! that's where the unholy ritual took place!
Kaboom XXI: did your car smell like lousex afterwards?
SweetLou81: hehe, if you move the seats up the back is big
LuckyStrikeNo9: did you roll down the window and toss the rubber out
LuckyStrikeNo9: ?
Kaboom XXI: or did you even use a rubbeR?
LuckyStrikeNo9: skin on skin or it don't go in!
Martyr333: Lou is smarter than that, he better have!
Kaboom XXI: lol
SweetLou81: I'm smarter than that!
Kaboom XXI: how funny
Kaboom XXI: lou catches herpes from webpussy
LuckyStrikeNo9: I want to see Lou buying condoms
Martyr333: hehehehe
Kaboom XXI: extra large
Kaboom XXI: for the short set
Martyr333: There is no way Lou coudl have lasted
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAHAH
LuckyStrikeNo9: my joke earlier
Kaboom XXI: how in the name of God did a guy who wore a short set get laid before i've even hit second base?
LuckyStrikeNo9: c:\lou\sex
Martyr333: Cause seeing boobs is crazy the first time, and seeing a vagina, well shit man, that's insane
Martyr333: Whoa, ben hit first base?
LuckyStrikeNo9: c:\lou\sex\one_minute_man.exe
Kaboom XXI: wait
Kaboom XXI: what is first?
SweetLou81: fucker!
Martyr333: Kissing basically
LuckyStrikeNo9: besides being assaulted by kim
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: man
Kaboom XXI: i'm gonna start drinking
LuckyStrikeNo9: I remember that very awkward shit
SweetLou81: haha!
Martyr333: Holy shit
LuckyStrikeNo9: she would almost rape ben
LuckyStrikeNo9: it was funny and very tense
Martyr333: I think I should take a shot or two this weekend for Lou
LuckyStrikeNo9: I loved it
Martyr333: I've never drank before, but shit, the apocalypse is coming!
BamBam1138: a shot of what?
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh shit! I'm going to Tech! Who's goin with me?
BamBam1138: ya i'm sayin
LuckyStrikeNo9: We're all getting plastered!
BamBam1138: why do think i b smokin out all da time?
Kaboom XXI: i'm with ya
Kaboom XXI: i mean
Kaboom XXI: i say
Kaboom XXI: morals ain't shit in the face of this atrocity
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou, you know any girls off the net in Lubbock?
LuckyStrikeNo9: YES!
LuckyStrikeNo9: victory
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'll take that MVP tropghy
Martyr333: EVERYBODY!
SweetLou81: haha, geez guys, make me feel nice! hehe, calling it an atrocity and shit!
Martyr333: LOOK AT MY AIM INFO
LuckyStrikeNo9: YES!
Kaboom XXI: YES!
SweetLou81: haha, yes!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ben, Lou, want to blaze out to Lubbock>
LuckyStrikeNo9: ?
Kaboom XXI: when?
Kaboom XXI: this weekend?
LuckyStrikeNo9: yeah
LuckyStrikeNo9: hell yeah
LuckyStrikeNo9: this is perfect
SweetLou81: hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: well all just get piss drunk and assault everything in sight
LuckyStrikeNo9: Rock is even going to drink
Kaboom XXI: man
Kaboom XXI: i gotta fight
SweetLou81: haha
LuckyStrikeNo9: well pick a fight with a Pike
SweetLou81: no, I have no reason to drink now! heheh
LuckyStrikeNo9: it'll be great
LuckyStrikeNo9: rocky, I'm sleeping on your couch
SweetLou81: I'll watch you all get drunk and shit! hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: to hide your sweet virgin ass from Lousi!
Martyr333: Hehe
Kaboom XXI: i'll sleep on the floor
Martyr333: I dont know whats goin on this weekend really, the semester hasn't kicked in much so I'm not sure if people are goin on runs to the strip (where alcohol is bought) yet
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou, you down? Ben, when can you leave work?
LuckyStrikeNo9: I know people out there that are well over 21
Kaboom XXI: umn
Kaboom XXI: well
Kaboom XXI: actually
Kaboom XXI: i'd be kinda fucked
LuckyStrikeNo9: how so?
Kaboom XXI: tomorrow we have a mandatory meeting after work
Kaboom XXI: at a fucking pizza place
Martyr333: This is a bit out of nowhere, Y'all wouldn't get here till LAAAAAAAAAATE friday night or somethin
LuckyStrikeNo9: well shit
LuckyStrikeNo9: I know
SweetLou81: nah, 350 miles? only about 4 hours or so
LuckyStrikeNo9: like 3 in the morning
Martyr333: Its a 5 hour drive
SweetLou81: maybe less
SweetLou81: hehe, not the way I drive!
Martyr333: Hehe, yeah, we'll see abut that
LuckyStrikeNo9: you're not motivated the same way this time Lou!
LuckyStrikeNo9: idunno
Martyr333: So was that the plan Lou?
LuckyStrikeNo9: it just sounds so right
Martyr333: Did you know that was going to happen?
Martyr333: Or did you think "hey man, whatever happens happens..." ?
SweetLou81: yeah, I was just planning to go down there and hang out you know, and just kinda like, hey, whatever man
Kaboom XXI: but you wound up slipping her the grip
SweetLou81: I mean, there had been no talk about that or nothing, so I dont know
LuckyStrikeNo9: hahahah
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou's New Years dinner, skirt steak
Martyr333: Man, Lou is an animal
Martyr333: Lou is uncanny
SweetLou81: heh, RAWR!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ben. One word: hookers.
Kaboom XXI: man
Kaboom XXI: no way
Kaboom XXI: i don't believe in nothing no more
SweetLou81: hahah
LuckyStrikeNo9: this is delish
SweetLou81: believe in Lou!
LuckyStrikeNo9: man, this is just too much
LuckyStrikeNo9: 'the lou-ginity is gone
Martyr333: The room is spinning
LuckyStrikeNo9: my prince of Maine is no more
Kaboom XXI: spineless i'm going insane!
Martyr333: The room is spinning!
Kaboom XXI: i'm watching hte ninja turtles movie
Kaboom XXI: and like
Kaboom XXI: crying
SweetLou81: hehe!
SweetLou81: single tear down the cheek?
Martyr333: Louis was 20.5 years old when he accomplished
Martyr333: He was not a boy, but not yet a man
LuckyStrikeNo9: again, Lou's song http://www.hnet.net/~nobodyshero/TFE/ Virtuality.html
Martyr333: HAHAHAHHAHA
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou, you are Net Boy!
Martyr333: Net Lou, Net Booge
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAHAHHA
LuckyStrikeNo9: send your message in a modme
Martyr333: Let your fingers walk and talk
Martyr333: GET READY FOR THE FUCKIN LOUCOCK!
SweetLou81: haha
SweetLou81: aahh, guys guys guys, your all crazy!
LuckyStrikeNo9: on no! The bang-dodge!
LuckyStrikeNo9: "Look at that cock! That's the Lou Cock!"
SweetLou81: hahah! oh my
Martyr333: NO LONGER IS 12/31 NEW YEAR'S EVE
Martyr333: IT'S LOU YEAR'S EVE
SweetLou81: haha! yes!
LuckyStrikeNo9: this truly IS a bring new Lou in 2002
Martyr333: This college thing is a waste, I'm all getting ready for class, and Lou is scoring ass
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah
Martyr333: I can rhyme all day
Martyr333: Scare the white folk
Martyr333: Who knew? Who knew? Who knew there was a playa in Lou?
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, but you get to look at girls all day long, I had to drive 530 miles to go see becky
LuckyStrikeNo9: it's no challenge to the lou cock
BamBam1138: aieee i no like
Martyr333: And now, if my prophecy holds true, now we wait
Martyr333: For that IM that says...
LuckyStrikeNo9: I always pictured Lou with a mail-order korean bride
SweetLou81: hehe, what prophecy is that?
Martyr333: Beckybooge: Louis, I'm late
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAHAH
Martyr333: So then she moves in, with Lou in the trailer
SweetLou81: haha, no, I dont think so, I'm smarter than that! and shes on the pill
Martyr333: Cause he couldn't resist, his urge to Nail'er
SweetLou81: damn you and your rhyming! hehe, the white side of me is scared, but the mexican side is proud of you! hehe
BamBam1138: JAY!!
LuckyStrikeNo9: whoa? Shes on the pill? That means shes active!
BamBam1138: i just got your lowbrow when going through it randomly!!
BamBam1138: the one about lou!!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Amazing!
Martyr333: That means she knows what she is doing, she knows when she is Louing
LuckyStrikeNo9: you've got The Clap
SweetLou81: no, hehe, it doesnt hurt when I pee
LuckyStrikeNo9: did she seduce you? did she show you the wonderful ways of the Pussetta?
Martyr333: AHHH!
SweetLou81: what the fuck!?!? pussetta? heh
BamBam1138: hahahah
LuckyStrikeNo9: sex and the city. While we were watching Sex and the City, Lou was having sex in the city
BamBam1138: holy shit that was on wasn't it
SweetLou81: hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: yup
LuckyStrikeNo9: http://www.letssingit.com/lyrics/m/mode st-mouse/5.html
Martyr333: We were wishing we could have sex with the brunnette
SweetLou81: oh yeah, you gusy were talking about watching a sex and the city marathon
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou and Becky's prophecy song
Martyr333: Louis WAS having sex with a brunnette
LuckyStrikeNo9: that's Lou and Becky's wedding dirge
SweetLou81: hehe, so were getting married now? heh
LuckyStrikeNo9: well, you don't want the child to be born a bastard? Now do you?
SweetLou81: haha, there will be no child!
LuckyStrikeNo9: yes, a new tender Lou Child
LuckyStrikeNo9: Louis Homberto Enriquez III
SweetLou81: haha
Martyr333: ;LJAFL;SKFASL;FIJSDFIASJDF
Martyr333: SANTA MARIA
Martyr333: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
Martyr333: SHE RODE THE WILD LOU MACHINE, WHILE IN THE WILD LOU'S MACHINE
SweetLou81: haha, good call
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh so good. Sooooo good
SweetLou81: yeah yeah yeah!
SweetLou81: so.... how about them bears?
LuckyStrikeNo9: I just sit her silently listening to Roads by Portishead, thinking of Lou's virginity, shed like a snake skin, delicately blowing in the breeze towards oblivion
Martyr333: Bears maul
Martyr333: Lou mauls
SweetLou81: hehe, I really need to get some bear foot slippers
Martyr333: I can't believe the Lou got laid, i can't believe the girl wasn't even paid
Martyr333: I can't believe hes got more experience than me, I can't believe he did end up with a she
SweetLou81: hehe, rhyme all you want!
LuckyStrikeNo9: The Lou! What Luck! The Backseat! They'd Fuck! From this time on, from now till the new dawn. We can all know, Lou got it on!
Martyr333: I dont know what to do, other than...........IDOLIZE THE LOU!
Martyr333: LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU ! LOU !
SweetLou81: hehe, no, dont idolize me, geez, it was a girl from the INTERNET!!! are you forgetting!
Martyr333: Louis!
Martyr333: boobs, is boobs
LuckyStrikeNo9: Ass is ass
LuckyStrikeNo9: ASS TO ASS
SweetLou81: yeah true, boobs is boobs
LuckyStrikeNo9: did you bend it back and go ass to ass with her
LuckyStrikeNo9: each of your faces pressed against opposing windows of the neons, stretched with the agonizing joy of it all
SweetLou81: aahh, no
LuckyStrikeNo9: did you hit'er in the shitter?
SweetLou81: hehe, ok, guys, I'm gonna head outta here, lou = tired, gotta shave and shower first though
LuckyStrikeNo9: get some shitty shitty bang bang
SweetLou81: aahhh! no! the corn!
Martyr333: I just realized
LuckyStrikeNo9: are Lou's sperm blinding swimming around in her small intestine?
Martyr333: I'm the only virgin left in the family
LuckyStrikeNo9: Misty isn't married yet so she has to be a virgin!
SweetLou81: she is married
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'm sorry BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Martyr333: SHe's married
SweetLou81: alright guys, I'm outta here, later fellas
LuckyStrikeNo9: no no no
LuckyStrikeNo9: just a little longer
SweetLou81: hehe
Martyr333: Hehe, the man needs his rest
LuckyStrikeNo9: I have one more question
LuckyStrikeNo9: Did you enjoy it?
SweetLou81: I'm not telling you anything
LuckyStrikeNo9: was it good?
LuckyStrikeNo9: was it all you expect sex to be?
SweetLou81: hehe, no, it was kinda awkward and stuff and over too quickly, if there had been a second time, it wopulda been much better I suspect
LuckyStrikeNo9: are you dissapointed?
SxyAnn99 has entered the room.
LuckyStrikeNo9: will there be a second helping of booge for Lou?
Martyr333: Only time will tell
Martyr333: This scenario will go down in history
SweetLou81: no, not dissapointed but just kinda, eh
Martyr333: And in the future, be known as a tale as old as the sea
LuckyStrikeNo9: WHOA! Aaron Marshall took a bullet for Lou
SweetLou81: hehe, I dont know, Like I said, she asked me to go visit her again sometime
LuckyStrikeNo9: I think he jumped in the path of fate. Rhiannon is pregnant
SweetLou81: oh no!
Martyr333: WHOA!
LuckyStrikeNo9: YES!
SweetLou81: haha, he wasnt smart!
Martyr333: He conceived for your sins
LuckyStrikeNo9: I know
SweetLou81: hehe, call it what you will, but it was not a sin!
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou, you could be the father of a bastard child right now
LuckyStrikeNo9: but instead that poor girl couldn't see out of her left eye for days
Martyr333: It's all Lou, its all Lou
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh man. This is too much
SweetLou81: hehe, much too much
LuckyStrikeNo9: So, in conclusion to tonight's Roast I'd like to thank Louis for having dirty hot anal sex. I'd like to thank Ben for the interpretive dance. I'd like to that Rush for writing Lou's theme and no one else gets thanks.
LuckyStrikeNo9: IN THE NAME OF ALLAH
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh, and Beckybooge gets thanks for being mauled by lou and being a virgin chaser
SweetLou81: hehe, so you say, I think your theory is flawed!
LuckyStrikeNo9: our sponsors this evening were Laramie Juniors, Trojan brand latex condoms
LuckyStrikeNo9: and the fine people at Trow Aikman plymoth for selling that badass neon
Kaboom XXI: hahahahhah
SweetLou81: haha
Martyr333: Net Lou
Martyr333: Net Booge
LuckyStrikeNo9: (Neon rocking side to side)"Hey, did you get this from Troy Aikman Chrysler/Plymoth?
Martyr333: Let your fingers do the talk
LuckyStrikeNo9: HAHAHAHAH
Martyr333: get ready for that fuckin loucock
LuckyStrikeNo9: PLEASE say you called it the Lou-Cock
SweetLou81: hehe, you guys are axl rose kinda insane
SweetLou81: no
LuckyStrikeNo9: loaded like a frieght train
LuckyStrikeNo9: flyin like a hurricane
LuckyStrikeNo9: face down, butt up - that's the way Lou likes to fuck!
SweetLou81: hehe
SweetLou81: ok guys, I gotta go, like soon!
Martyr333: Just take some no-doz
Martyr333: They work for driving to Louisiiana
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'm not smoking so I'm chewing lots of gum and I've got a mouth-full that would make Beckybooge proud
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah they do, I took some for my drive
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: for your drive
Kaboom XXI: and for staying up all night claiming your prize
LuckyStrikeNo9: hahahaah
SweetLou81: hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: do you think he threw open the door and jumped out into the Howard Johnson parking lot naked and yelled "THESE PIPES, ARE CLEAN!"
Martyr333: Now when Lou says "man, I get SO much play" we can't laugh
Kaboom XXI: instead, now we shudder
LuckyStrikeNo9: I know
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'll cry
Martyr333: Now when Lou wears the "wrestler" hat, I will think it says "wrestle-her"
LuckyStrikeNo9: I will fucking cry
LuckyStrikeNo9: hahahah
SweetLou81: haha
Martyr333: LOU
Martyr333: FIND THE HAT
LuckyStrikeNo9: I wonder if he does wrestling role-playing with her
Martyr333: I want you to autograph it and send it to me
Martyr333: I'm dead fucking serious
Martyr333: I also want a picture of Lou in front of the Neon, autographed
LuckyStrikeNo9: "I'm the wild Lou machine, this is my belt, and I'm here to MAUL you!"
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: fucking a
Martyr333: Jay, make this photo happen
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: we should make stickers
Martyr333: Get your mavica, and this weekend, take a pic of Lou
Kaboom XXI: instead of 3, they say "lv
Martyr333: Print it, get Lou to sign it, and mail it to me
LuckyStrikeNo9: alright. I will, I will
SweetLou81: haha, ok, I'll get one then, I'll try to find the hat too
Kaboom XXI: for lou's virginity
Kaboom XXI: and then we give it a little halo and wings
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh, ann, check this out http://www.lizrd.org/lou.htm
SweetLou81: haha
SxyAnn99: nice
SweetLou81: hehe, yeah, some of the better lou pics out there on the net!
Martyr333: GOOSH!
SweetLou81: actually, the only ones, muhhah!
LuckyStrikeNo9: it's the last set of pictures taken of lou while he was still a sweet tender virgin
SweetLou81: aaww! no!
LuckyStrikeNo9: those are the waining moments
SweetLou81: hehe
Martyr333: Let it be said, let it be known, when it comes to ass.....Lou owns
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'm sending those to Lou's mom with the label "This is the last time you will see this weet virgin face."
LuckyStrikeNo9: well, time to mash out nigga
LuckyStrikeNo9: Lou, you sleep
LuckyStrikeNo9: you might have a big drive coming up
LuckyStrikeNo9: worlds longest booty call
LuckyStrikeNo9: everyone else, stay black
LuckyStrikeNo9: ann I'll call you in a minute
Martyr333: I will leave also
SweetLou81: yeah, I will, hehe, Jeff Shih sent me a customers email complaining about CNB service so I'm reading, hehe
LuckyStrikeNo9: peace and I'm out
SweetLou81: later guys
Kaboom XXI: goodnight, friars
Martyr333: I have only one last thing to say
SxyAnn99: k
Martyr333: JAM
SweetLou81: haha, JAM indeed my friend, JAM indeed
LuckyStrikeNo9: JAM on, niggas. JAM on
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SweetLou81: later gators!
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