MSG Me. I'm ready and willing.

	Freunde
	Sarah Believe it or not this fine specimen counts me among her best few friends. I don't understand it either and you'll just hurt yourself if you try to. You'll also go mad if you try to find someone like her. A funny, intelligent, beautiful girl who's an art major, crazy yet has her head on straight? Good luck.
	Nikki Nikki is so much cooler than me. I'm into my music, but she fucking lives music and she has work ethic and ambition like no other. On top of this, she actually consented to go to prom with me. I dunno if she'll be famous per se but she'll be the important behind the scenes person with all the real power. Watch your ass, in 10 years she'll be able to have you kneecapped with a snap of her finger.
	Karen Karen is inherently laughing. In fact, right now she's probably holding her hand to her face and partially leaning forward in a fit of laughter. She's crazy and sweet and far too cute to hang out with me, but I'm getting used to it.
	Jay Many of my favorite hillbilly experiences involve Jay. From sitting next to his swimming pool at his party with a beer and a shotgun to the frog massacre of '98 to the Vietcong-style in the Red River, Jay is through and through a redneck. Someday he'll invent the hick-rap genre.
	Angela Just precious. It's girls like her that make people think UT is the promised land. I can't hold it against her that she likes country, it's just something I'll have to work on. If she weren't out of my league and spoken for, I'd go there.
	Rocky You will never find a more phenomally fucked up sense of humor anywhere. The word's "twisted" and "brutal" spring to mind, closely followed by "whipped" and the sound of pigskin cracking. One day, while wrassling Ben in his boa constrictor style, Rocky will swallow him whole, and the gods will be pleased.
	Louis Taste the Lu Pai! Not only the networking Messiah and the savior of newbz0r LAN kiddies, but he is not a virgin. Lou's the type of nerd the schools don't want you to know about: smart and LAZY.
	Greg Much like Louis, Greg is one of those people you ph34r because you know what he's capable of if he doesn't like you. If he ever went the other way the internet world would take it in the kidneys. I saw this cracka show up a half-dozen other break-dancers at a rave once. They felt the wrath.
	Ben His humility knows no bounds. Ben is the black hole of conceit, a veritable bottomless pit of arrogance. Insulting him is pointless; he does it himself. If you do get in a mudslinging fight with him, rest assured you will lose. Many have tried to top him, all have failed.
	Rose One of the OG's from the DC trip my senior year. Survived life at the dreaded Westlake, and if that's not a testament to fortitude, what is? I suppose a good description of Rose is she digs things of beauty which is a very good way to see the world.

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