Holy shit is this one stupid. Another ingeniously retarded Triple J script which pairs my skinniness with Rocky as his husband, makes Casey an alien (big stretch), and gives Will of all people the blessed name of Lou. He's no Lu Pai! A plague 'a the Geer house! As usual it's only funny to those of us present during filming. The few scenes we have are rockin' like Walken though.
Here is the oh-so-vague script as sent to me by Jeff. I would deem this top secret but it'll prolly be completely revamped in the process and there're only pieces of actual dialogue in the "script" anyway. I should note that the line "Where da alien at??!" almost caused jeff to have his brown eye pillaged by a high-strung redneck.
Characters:
Brazil Zeula-Jordan
Vinny
Zeula-Greyson
House wife- Rocky
husband- Aaron
alien-
Casey
General Lou- Will
troops- Jeff and Jon
Plot summary: An alien comes to earth to sell his wonder
blowcrack. Brazil is the most respected druglord in the
Eastern Hemisphere. He has a monopoly in the crack market.
(only scene I has dialog. Dialog will be written by the
person mentioned)
Scene I:
(Brazil is doing stuff in the park. A couple
rocks fall from the sky and land in front of him. He is
suprised. He picks them up and looks suspiciously at the
heavens. Vinny enters scene)
Vinny: What's going on my
brotherness?
Brazil: (dumbfounded) I don't know.
Scene II: (dialog- Jonathan)
(General Lou is sitting in
his office. It is late at night. He's staring at his
computer (battletoads) trying to make calculations. Figures
out that the alien is coming)
Scene III: (dialog- Jeff)
(Aaron is waiting at home for his
wife Rocky to return. He stares longingly at a picture of
Rocky on the mantle piece)
Scene IV: (dialog- Jordan)
(Park. Brazil is waiting at
the bench. Rocky enters. Buys some ping pong balls
(crackblow). They plan another meeting in an hour)
Scene V:
(Rocky drives home to his love. He sees the
alien on the way home while stopped at a red light)
Scene VI: (dialog- Jonathan)
(Will calls troops at home.
Brief intro to each troop. They gather in Wills office.
Will debriefs them, in forms them of the alien presence and sends
troops out to search for it.)
Scene VII: (dialog-Jordan)
( Brazil and Vinny pack up the
balls and head home. They take the rocks with them, here on
the radio about the alien)
Scene VIII: (dialog- Jeff)
(Rocky comes home to Aaron.
Aaron tells her about the alien presence he heard about on the
radio. Rocky is like whatever bitch)
Scene IX: (dialog- Jon)
Troops almost catch alien, but alien
offers them blowcrack. Troops get high. Alien
escapes)
Scene X: (dialog- Jeff)
(Rocky and Aaron talk, suttle hints to
Rocky's drug addiction)
Scene XI: (dialog- Jordan)
(Troops walk by Brazil's
house. Brazil and Vinny outside trying to figure out the alien
rocks. They see high troops. Troops explain that the
alien gave them drugs)
Scene XII: (dialog- Jon)
(Vinny escorts troops to the
General's office. General is disturbed and upset)
Scene XIII: (dialog- Jeff)
(Alien barges into Rocky/Aaron's
house. Tells them that he is using their house as his
base. Rocky is like I don't think so bitch)
Scene XIV: (dialog- jordan)
(Brazil and Vinny waiting on Rocky
for second meeting. Rocky doesn't show)
Scene XV: (dialog- Jon)
General Lou resumes search for aliens
with two troops)
Scene XVI: (dialog- everybody)
(alien is selling drugs at the
house. Brazil and Vinny arrive. General and troops
arrive. Mass chaos. Aaron, troops, and General get
seriously wounded. Jordan fatally wounds alien but Rocky
really delievers the final blow)
Scene XVII: (dialog- everybody)
(General is going award
Brazil's heroism. Rocky gets jealous and exposes Jordan's
druglordness. Everybody gets pissed. People die)
THE END
