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"There isn't a parallel of latitude but thinks it would have been the equator if it had had its rights."
-M.Twain

"There is no spoon..."
-Keanu Reeves, The Matrix

"Life is a pile of shit; always carry a pooper-scooper."
-Me

"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try...."
-Yoda

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"When things get heavy, call me helium."
-Jimi Hendrix

"Down the street you can hear her scream you're a disgrace.. as she slams the door in his drunken face.. and now he stands outside and all the neighbors start to gossip and drool.. he cries oh girl you must be mad, what happened to the sweet love you & me had.. against the door he leans and starts a scene and his tears fall and burn in the garden green.... and so castles made of sand fall in the sea... eventually...."
-Jimi Hendrix, Castles made of sand

"If i leave here tomorrow.. would you still remember me...? for i must be travelling on now, cause there's too many places i've got to see.. but if i stayed here with you girl, things just couldnt be the same. cause i'm free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change......."
-Lynyrd Skynyrd, Freebird

"And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll."
-Led Zeppelin, Stairway to Heaven

"If the sun refused to shine, I dont mind. If the mountains fell in the sea, let it be, it ain't me. Got my own world to live through, and I ain't gonna copy you."
-Jimi Hendrix, If 6 was 9

"Purple haze all in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same. Actin' funny, but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky..."
-Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze

"There must be some kinda way outta here, said the joker to the thief. There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief. Business men they drink my wine, plow men dig my earth. No one will level on the vine, nobody of it is worth."
-Bob Dylan, All Along the Watchtower

"I like to dream, yes I do, right between the sound machine. On a cloud of sound I drift in the night, every place she goes is right. Flies far, flies near.. to the stars away from here. Well you don't know what we can find. Why don't you come with me little girl on a magic carpet ride?"
-Steppenwolf

"I like smoke and lightnin', heavy metal thunder, wrestlin' with the wind and the feelin' that I'm under. Yea darlin' gonna make it happen, take the world in a love embrace. Fire all of the guns at once and explode into space."
-Steppenwolf, Born to be Wild

"Hey where did we go, days when the rains came? Down in the hollow, playin a new game. Laughin' and a runnin', skippin' and jumpin'. In the misty mornin' fog and our hearts are thumpin' and you, my brown-eyed girl."
-Van Morrison

"Leaves are fallin' all around
It's time I was on my way
And still I'm much obliged
For such a pleasant stay
But now it's time for me to go
The autumn moon lights my way
For now I smell the rain
And with it pain
And it's headed my way
Ah, sometimes I grow so tired
But I know one thing I know I've got to do
Ramble on"
-Led Zeppelin

"Measuring a summer's day
Only find it slips away to gray
The hours they bring me pain
Thinking how it used to be
Does she still remember times like these?
To think of us again..."
-Led Zeppelin

"every time that i look in the mirror... all these lines on my face gettin clearer... the past is gone... it went by like dust to dawn... isnt that the way... everybody's got their dues in life to pay"
-Aerosmith

"when i'm tired, thick and cold, i hide in my music, forget the day... and dream of a girl i used to know... i closed my eyes and she slipped away.."
-Boston

"what will you do when you get lonely...with no one waiting by your side.. you've been running, hiding much too long.. you know it's just your foolish pride..."
-Eric Clapton

"Well it's been ten years and maybe more since I first set eyes on you... the best years of my life gone by, here I am alone and blue... some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love... but I'll just keep on rollin' along with the grace of the Lord above."
-Led Zeppelin, Heartbreaker

"there's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold... and she's buying a stairway to heaven... when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed... with a word she can get what she came for..."
-Led Zeppelin

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just my find you get what you need."
-The Rolling Stones

"She laughs at most everything, whether it's funny or not. And if you see her tell her it's over now. I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf. When I'm away she never leaves the house."
-Weezer

"Got more rhymes than Jamaicans got bongos.."
-Beastie Boys

"You don't care for me, I don't care about that. Ya got a new fool, I like it like that.. I have only one a burning desire.. let me stand next to your pyre."
-Jimi Hendrix

"Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my mind.. people think i'm insane because i am frowning all the time.. all day long i think of things but nothing seems to satisfy.. think i'll lose my mind if i dont find something to pacify.."
-Black Sabbath

"You've got your ball you've got your chain tied to me tight tie me up again.. whos got their claws in you my friend.. into your heart i'll beat again.. sweet like candy to my soul, sweet you rock and sweet you roll. lost for you i'm so lost for you.. and you come crash... into me..."
-Dave Matthews Band

"Eat, drink and be merry, For tomorrow we die..."
-Dave Matthews Band

"Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass." -Red Foreman

"Chicks dig guys that are queer, guys that dont dig chicks, that dont dig guys like me see i'm not queer i'm too ugly.."
-Bloodhound Gang

"Son, leisure suits are for dumbasses, trust me."
-Red Foreman

"I look inside myself and see my heart is black. I see my red door and it's turnin into black. Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black."
-Rolling Stones

"There she goes again, she says Im her best friend, we're better off that way, she says, cause ur still the sweetest guy I've ever known..."

"In the 60s people took Acid to make the world look weird.   Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it look normal."
-Damon Albarn

"...You take the red pill... you stay in wonderland... and I'll show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes....."
-Lawrence Fishbourne, The Matrix

"That sounds like a pretty good deal.  But I've got a better one... how bout I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call."
-Keanu Reeves, The Matrix

"On Sunday mornin' when we go down to church... see the menfolk standin' in line... don't say they come to pray to the Lord but when my little girl looks so fine.  An' in the evenin' when the sun is sinkin' low everybody's with the one they love... I walk the town, keep-a searchin' all around, lookin' for my street corner girl."
-Led Zeppelin

"People don't want to be told that there may often well be no one definitive answer, that life is actually full of ambiguities and ambivalences and that we often will be called on to compromise when it will appear as if we are fudging the issue when in fact things are really not so complicated." 
-Desmond Tutu

"Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell fury like a woman scorned."
-William Congreve

"...He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you..."
-Fredrich Nietzsche

"once you see her all you want to do is talk to her. once you talk to her all you want to do is hug her.  once you hug her all you want to do is kiss her. once you kiss her all you want to do is bone her. once you bone her you dont even want to see the bitchs face anymore." -Marbleman

I've dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after,
and changed my ideas; they've gone through and through me,
like wine through water, and altered the colour of my mind.
--Emily Bronte

"I can't confront you, I never could do that which might hurt you... so try and be cool when I say this way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day... So be cool.  Say it ain't so..."
-Weezer

"Looking for a reason to check out of my mind, trying hard to get a friend that I can count on, but there's nothing left to show.  Plant your love and let it grow..."
-Eric Clapton

"She’s the kind of girl who puts you down,
When friends are there, you feel a fool,
When you say she’s looking good,
She acts as if it’s understood,"
-Beatles

"My head is spinning endlessly my sense won't react then I'm falling through a black hole... Part of me is never coming back.  How can you lose a thing you never really had?  And you always hurt the one you love and you just love to hurt me bad.  What can I do about the rain that falls on you?"
-Deep Purple

"It's been a long time comin', it's goin' to be a long time gone.  But you know, the darkest hour is always always just before the dawn... And it appears to be a long time before the dawn."
-Crosby Stills Nash & Young

"Hang on my darling, yea hang on if you want to go.  It puts everything else on the shelf with just a little bit of spanish castle magic... hey it's all in your mind... A little bit of daydream here and there..."
-Jimi Hendrix

"gold and rose the color of the dream i had not too long ago... misty blue and lilac too, never to grow old.  there you were under the tree of song sleeping so peacefully.  in your hand a flower played, a waitin there for me... i have never laid eyes on you not like this before.  but you walked and once smiled my name and you stole my heart away..."
-Jimi Hendrix

"some people say day-dreaming is for all the lazy-minded fools with nothing else to do... so just as long as i have you to see me through i have nothing to lose as long as i have you, waterfall.."
-Jimi Hendrix

"i hear more than i like to so i boil my head in a sense of humor, laugh at what i cannot change... and i throw it all on the pyre again.  go then and do this, i'd do it for you... when all that i want is so badly to be by myself again... it's going to drive me right out of my brain... drive in drive out i'm leaving... drive in drive out i'll come back again."
-Dave Matthews Band

"You know the best things in life aren't for me..."
-Filter

"Like autumn leaves his sense fell from him... an empty glass of himself shattered somewhere within, his thoughts like a hundred moths trapped in a lampshade,  somewhere within their wings banging and burning on through endless nights... forever awake he lies shaking and starving praying for someone to turn off the light... born of a broken man, but not a broken man..."
-Rage Against the Machine

"If you smile at me, I will understand... 'cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language..."
-Crosby Stills Nash and Young

"Wooden ships on the water very free and easy, easy the way you know it's supposed to be.  Silver people on the shoreline, let us be, talkin' bout very free and easy..."
-Crosby Stills Nash and Young

"Go, take your sister then, by the hand, lead her away from this foreign land, far away, where we might laugh again, we are leaving - you don't need us."
-Crosby Stills Nash and Young

"And it's a fair wind, blowin' warm, out of the south over my shoulder, guess I'll set a course and go..."
-Crosby Stills Nash and Young

"Stand by the stairway you'll see something certain to tell you confusion has its cost... love isnt lying it's loose in a lady who lingers, saying she is lost... and choking on hello..."
-Crosby Stills Nash and Young

"You who are on the road must have a code that you can live by.. and so become yourself because the past is just a goodbye."
-Crosby Stills Nash and Young

"If i had ever been here before i would probably know just what to do... don't you?  If i had ever been here before on another time around the wheel I would probably know just how to deal with all of you."
-Crosby Stills Nash and Young

"satellite in my eye like a diamond in the sky... how i wonder.  satellite strung from the moon and the world your balloon..."
-Dave Matthews Band

"Celebrate we will, because life is short but sweet for certain.  We're climbing two by two to be sure these days continue... These things we cannot change..."
-Dave Matthews Band

"Winter's cold spring erases
 And the calm away by the storm is chasing
 Everything good needs replacing
 Look up, look down all around, hey satellite"
-Dave Matthews Band

"When I step into the light
 My arms are open wide
 When I step into the light
 My eyes searching wildly
 Would you not like to be
 Sitting on top of the world with
 your legs hanging free
 Would you not like to be ok?...
 I can't believe that we would
 lie in our graves
 Wondering if we had
 spent our living days well"
-Dave Matthews Band

"SPEAK, I dont get it... should i ignore the fashion or go buy the book? I dont want it, i just want your eyes fixated on me... coming back around the fur..."
-Deftones

"Hey you, big star, guide me to shelter. Hey you, big mood, tell me when it's over... cause i'm thru when the two hits the six and it's summer... cloud come shove the sun aside..."
-Deftones

"You're probably right this time but i dont wanna listen, You're probably right this time but i dont even care... And if it was mine to say, I wouldnt say it.  If it was mine to say, I wouldn't SPEAK."
-Deftones

"You in the dark, You in the pain, You on the run.  Living a hell, living your ghost, living your end... Never seem to get in the place that I belong.  Dont wanna lose the time, lose the time to come...  Whatever you say, it's alright.  Whatever you do, it's all good."
-Bush

"You in the sea, on a decline, breaking the waves... Watching the lights go down... Letting the cables sleep..."
-Bush

"If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with..."
-Buffalo Springfield

"How do you shoot the devil in the back?  What if you miss?"
-Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

"Oh, pilot of the storm who leaves no trace, like thoughts inside a dream, heed the path that led me to that place, yellow desert stream.  My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon will return again sure as the dust that floats behind you when movin' through Kashmir..."
-Led Zeppelin

"To love is not a part of things or a part of life. To love is the WHOLE of things and the whole of life.  In my heart is my love for you and in my love for you life whole is."
-venus de medici

"Well some say life will beat you down, break your heart, steal your crown.  So I started out for God knows where but I guess I'll know when I get there.  I'm learning to fly around the clouds, but what goes up must come down..."
-Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

"Lately I've been feeling low
 A remedy is what I'm seeking
 Take a taste of what's below
 Come away to something better
 What I want is what I've not got
 But what I need is all around me
 Reaching searching never stop
 And I'll say...

 If you could keep me floating just for a while
 'Til I get to the end of this tunnel...mummy
 If you could keep me floating just for a while
 I'll get back to you"
-Dave Matthews Band

"Ah, there is nothing like the sweet smell of a domesticated woman"
-Jack of all Trades

"Breathe, breathe in the air, don't be afraid to care, leave but don't leave me.  Look around and choose your ground for long you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be...."
-Pink Floyd

"You can turn off and on more times than a flashin' neon sign.  When you want you're bad, but you can be so kind.  Just take it or leave it, don't tell your friend just what you're gonna do now.  You take it or leave it, it's just my life."
-Rolling Stones

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." - Al Gore, March 9, 1999: On CNN's Late Edition

"Here rests his head upon the lap of the Earth, a youth to Fortune and to Fame unknown.  Fair Science frowned not on his humble birth, and Melancholy marked him for her own."
-Thomas Gray, The Epitaph

"O Wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us, To see oursels as ithers see us!"
-Robert Burns

"Well I know it wasn't you who held me down, heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free.  So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key.  But me, I'm already gone and I'm feelin' strong."
-The Eagles

"Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream.  It is not dying, it is not dying.  Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void."
-The Beatles

"Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.  Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away... Someday yet, he'll begin his life again.  Whispering hands, gently lead him away...."
-Pearl Jam

"Every mornin' I wake up and worry what's gonna happen today.  You see it your way, I see it mine, but we both see it slippin' away.  You know we always had each other baby, I guess that wasn't enough.  But here in my heart I give you the best of my love."
-The Eagles

"Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy, she'll beat you if she's able... You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.  Now it seems to me, some fine things have been laid upon your table but you only want the ones that you can't get."
-The Eagles

"Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day and they said you were gonna put me on a shelf, but let me tell you I gota some news for you, and you'll soon find out it's true and then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself...  Cause I'm already gone, and I'm feelin' strong."
-The Eagles

"Sweeping cobwebs from the edges of my mind, had to get away to see what we could find.  Hope the days that lie ahead bring us back to where they've led... listen not to what's been said to you."
-Crosby Still & Nash

"The waiting drove me mad... you're finally here and I'm a mess.  I take your riches back... can't let you roam inside my head.  I don't wanna take what you can't give... I would rather starve than eat your bread... I would rather run but I can't walk... Guess I'll lie alone just like before."
-Pearl Jam

"Hello memory lover, you are mine.  I gave everything I need you... and someday I'll be with her.  I'll be with you I will I'm so dead... You're the first star.  You're the one who sees it all... I know I'm so tired and sick..."
-Deftones

"You take me in no questions asked.  You strip away the ugliness that surrounds me... Are you an angel?  Am I already that gone?  I only hope that I won't disappoint you when I'm down here on my knees...."
-Sarah McLachlan

"I see your mouth moving, but I can't hear what you're saying.  but I don't think I give a fuck anyways....."
-Acid Bath

"We should be fuckin' dead now, my friend!  We just witnessed a miracle and I want you to fuckin' acknowledge it!"
-Jules, Pulp Fiction

"Thats the thing about girls. Everytime they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can."
-Holden from Catcher in the Rye

"...And our friends are gone, and all the time moves on, and all I know is it's wrong.  If there's a reason it's lost on me.  Maybe we'll be friends I guess we'll see.  I never let you go never let you turn around, your back on each other.  That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother.  Turn around, let's turn on each other...."
-Third Eye Blind

"Lives opened and trashed... 'Look ma, watch me crash'... No time to question... why'd nothing last?  Grasp and hold on, we're dyin' fast... Soon be over and I will relent.  Let the ocean swell dissolve 'way my past.  Three days and maybe longer won't even know I've left..."
-Pearl Jam

"There is no such thing as too much sex. I, however, am living proof there is such thing as not enough sex."
-Jay

"One morning I woke up and I knew you were really gone.  A new day, a new way, and new eyes to see the dawn.  Go your way, I'll go mine and carry on....  The sky is clearing and the night has cried enough.  The sun he comes the world to soften up... Rejoice, rejoice we have no choice but to carry on."
-Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wiseman knows himself a fool."
-William Shakespeare

"Where are you going now my love? Where will you be tomorrow?  Will you bring me happiness? Will you bring me sorrow?  All the questions of a thousand dreams what you do and what you see... Lover can you talk to me?"
-Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

"When you're down and confused and you don't remember who you're talking to... Concentration, slips away because your baby is so far away.... Well there's a rose in the fisted glove and the eagle flies with the dove... And if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with."
-Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

"God knows you're lonely souls....  I believe there's a time and a place to let your mind drift and get out of this place.  I believe there's a day and a place that we will go to, and I know you wanna share.  There's no secret to living, just keep on walking.  There's no secret to dying, just keep on flying.  I'm gonna die in a place that don't know my name... I'm gonna die in a place that don't hold my fame."
-Unkle

"I feel as though I am living with people who are not yet born, with monsters who escaped from the womb before their time"
-Henry Miller

"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.  It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me.  Let me take you down... Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout...."
-The Beatles

"Cecilia, you're breaking my heart.  You're shaking my confidence daily... Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees, I'm begging you please to come home... Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia up in my bedroom.... I got up to wash my face when I come back to bed someone's taken my place.  Cecilia, you're breaking my heart..."
-Simon & Garfunkel

"Why do we feel it's necessary to yack about bullshit in order to be comfortable?  That's when you know you've found someone really special, when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share a silence."
-Mia, Pulp Fiction

"You can't resist her.  She's in your bones, she is your marrow and your ride home.  You can't avoid her.  She's in the air between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide... Only in dreams we see what it means.  Reach out our hands, hold onto hers.  But when we wake it's all been erased... And so it seems only in dreams....."
-Weezer

"Because the world is round, because the wind is high, it blows my mind...love is all, love is you...because the sky is blue, it makes me cry..."
-The Beatles

"The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you.  Not in buildings made of wood and stone.  Split a piece of wood, and I am there; uncover it, and you will find me."
-Stigmata

"See the storm set in your eyes, see the thorn twist in your side... I wait for you.  Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails she makes me wait.  And I wait... without you.  Through the storm we reach the shore.  You give it all but I want more and I'm waiting for you.... With or without you... I can't live with or without you."
-U2

"Reborn left to sigh, recure mabe I'll be born and simplify - the way I lie - Before I get bored, I get bored, I get bored I'm bored.... Repent by you and trust to figure out.... I burn that gift to doll and let it shine before I get bored... I wish for a real one.  Fit and confide, before me or I.  I will come clean, it gets worse, it's more... Get bored I get bored...."
-DEFTONES

"...And I found out a long time ago what a woman can do to your soul.  Ah, but she can't take you anyway you don't already know how to go.... And I gotta a peaceful, easy feeling and I know you won't lemme down... 'Cause I'm already standin' on the ground...."
-the Eagles

"You might be as humble as me if you tried, but I doubt it."
-Justin

"Rainy day, dream away... Let the sun take a holiday, flowers bathe and see the children play.  Lay back and groove on a rainy day.... It sinks into the splashy hum... even the ducks can groove rain burdened i a park-side pool and I'm leanin' out my window sill diggin' everything and you too...  Lay back and dream on a rainy day...."
-Jimi Hendrix

Spyralze (3:52:06 PM): talk to Rotary MAN!!!!!! $200!!!!

"You should allow everything to run its course without check or restriction.  Let the ear hear what it likes, let the eye see what it likes;  let the nose smell what it likes, let the mouth say what it likes;  let the body enjoy what it likes and let the mind think what it likes."
-Chinese proverb

"Man if she did that shit to me she'd get a fist fulla FUCK!!  I'd stab her in the throat with a hard drive tray."
-Louis

"Rich kids don't go to reform school; they go to SMU."
-Stanley, Red, White, & Tuna

"I'm at my best when I'm exhausted and under pressure."
-Jimmy Page, Rolling Stone, 21/8/76.

"Cats are like politicians.  They come up all rubbin' and purrin' on you til you pet em then they go pee on the couch."
-Red White & Tuna

"Did you ever believe that I could leave you standin' out in the road?  I know how it feels cause I have slipped through to the very depths of my soul.... Baby, I just wanna show you what a clear view there is from every bend in the road.  Now listen to me.... As I was an' really would be for you too honey, as you would for me.  And if you feel that ya can't go on, in the light you will find the road."
-Led Zeppelin

"If I talk to you and you turn me into a fag, I'm gonna kill you.  You understand?  I go fag, you die."
-Paul, Analyze This

"Tell me your secrets, I'll tell you mine.  This ain't no time to be cool and tell all your girlfriends, your been around the world friends.  That talk is for losers and fools.  Victim of love, I see a broken heart.  I could be wrong, but I'm no victim of love.  We're not so far apart.  Show me, what kind of love have you got?"
-The Eagles