"You like attention; it's proof to you you're alive....
You're into depression cause it matches your eyes. Stop this
faux to be famous. Confused? You'll know when you're
ripe. When you're ripe, you'll bleed out of
control."
-Deftones
"To all those newjack nerd wannabes : It's coming. We are
gonna tear your tender young starfishes apart."
-Ben
"I've been misunderstood for all of my life but what they're saying
girl it cuts like a knife.... Well I've finally found what I'm
looking for but if they get their chance they'll end it for
sure. Baby I've done all I could, now it's up to you."
-Urge
Overkill
"You don't wanna go there, let me lead you by the hand. You
don't wanna be there, over the sea and down to land. As I look
into your eyes I pay no mind, I found the way to get inside you.
I'll give you peace of mind. Am I see you falling? Am I
see you falling, beautiful?"
-UNKLE
"If I get old, remind me of this
That night we kissed and I
really meant it
Whatever happens if we're still speaking
Pick up
the phone
Play me this song"
-Radiohead
Martyr333 (3:10:10 PM): Well, the test subjects ruined it all,
though it was funny, kicking the seeing eye midget in the back isn't
very professional
I feel tremendous guilt for any sexual feelings I have. So I end up
spending my entire life feeling sorry for fancying somebody. Even in
school I thought girls were so wonderful that I was scared to death of
them. I masturbate a lot. That's how I deal with it.
- - a
hero of Jared's
BamBam1138 (1:31:06 AM): who impregnated her?
Elle g77 (1:32:16
AM): God
GretaFor (8:36:20 PM): I'm convinced that God did not conceive
masturbation; horny teenage males, while cleaning scrubbed too
hard.
"Yeaah, my finger's a lil sweaty."
-Sarah
Guttix (5:49:14 PM): I was looking in my year book and she was like
"are you looking up girls to ask out?" and I was like
no...
Guttix (5:49:37 PM): and she said "well, it would probably
make your summer a bit more interesting if you at least had some girl
to fool around with"
Guttix (5:49:54 PM): I was like "what the
fuck?!?!?"
KarenLynn02 (1:56:53 AM): well...that can be
confusing
BamBam1138 (1:57:07 AM): what can
KarenLynn02 (1:57:21
AM): i don't know
BamBam1138 (1:57:28 AM): hehehe
"Come on, come on
You think you drive me crazy
Comes on, come
on
You and whose army?
You forget so easily
You oughta
know
I'm so sad"
-Radiohead
Guttix (12:51:34 AM): I have no confidence with girls anymore, I
have an unlimited amount of defense mechanisms, a girl would have to
like strip in front of me for me to think she likes me
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the
computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per
gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
-Robert
X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine
LuckyStrikeNo9 (1:30:55 AM): so far we have "McVeigh For President"
"Stop Planned Abortion! Coat-hangers Now!" "I <3 Niggers" "Hey
Pedro! That's my bike" "Kick a tardo!" and a few others I can't think
of
LuckyStrikeNo9 (12:04:03 AM): is it just me, or does Will's site
make you want to put a plastic bag over your head?
BamBam1138
(12:04:10 AM): heheheheheh i know man i know
LuckyStrikeNo9
(12:04:49 AM): Sven the Anal Invader
"Catch that light
It falls in subtle patterns
It crawls in
and tells them
When their time is up
And now it's over
Where
have you gone?
You're still a part of me"
-Toadies
"Our worst fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is
that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our darkness
that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brilliant,
gorgeous, talented and fabulous?" Actually, who are you not to be. You
are a child of God; your playing small doesn't serve the world. There
is nothing enlightening about shrinking so that other people won't
feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of
God/the Divine within us. It is not in just some of us. It is in
everyone and as we let our own light shine we unconsciously give other
people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own
fear our presence automatically liberates others."
-Nelson
Mandela
"Faith, you're driving me away
You do it everyday
You don't
mean it
But it hurts like hell
My brain says I'm receiving
pain
A lack of oxygen
From my life support
My iron
lung"
-Radiohead
"Was it that movie with, like, a chicken and a duck
dancing?"
-Sarah
"The most important thing in life is to have a sense of
humor. A sense of humor is more important than food, because if
you have a sense of humor, you can laugh even though you're starving,
while if you laugh too hard on a full stomach, you'll throw
up."
-PJ O'Rourke
"The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I
don't exist. The easiest way to sell your soul is to carry on
believing that we don't exist. It must be hard, hard with your
head on backwards."
-Radiohead
"Drying up in conversation, you will be the one who cannot
talk. All your insides fall to pieces, you just sit there
wishing you could still make
love."
-Radiohead
"My reflection, dirty mirror. There's no
connection to myself. I'm your lover, I'm your zero. I'm
the face in your dreams of black. So save your prayers for when
we're really gonna need 'em. Throw out your cares and
fly."
-Smashing Pumpkins
"Think you're kinda neat
Then she tells me I'm a
creep
Friends don't mean a thing
Guess I'll leave it up to
me"
-Stone Temple Pilots
"Heheh.... Chicken!"
-Karen
"I turned to run,
The thought of all the stupid things I've
done,
I never meant to cause you trouble,
And I never meant to
do you wrong..."
-Coldplay
Snake31182: dude.. i wouldnt last 20 second with her.. and im
talking about my 2nd go round
"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking squealing gucci
little piggy
You don't remember
You don't remember
Why don't
you remember my name?"
-Radiohead
"Been thinkin' about you,
And there's no rest
Shit I
still love you
Still see you in bed
But I'm playing with
myself
And what do you care
When the other men are far, far
better?"
-Radiohead
"In my mind
And nailed into my heels
All the time
Killing
what I feel
And everything I touch
Turns to stone
I am
fused
Just in case I blow out"
-Radiohead
"Scream... my friends don't call me
Friends, no they don't
scream
My friends don't call... my friends don't..
All that's
sacred comes from youth
Dedications, naive and true
With no
power, nothing to do
I still remember, why don't you
This is not
for you
Oh, never was for you.... fuck you"
-Pearl Jam
"'Well, Aaron, I haven't had a bowel movement in three days.' -Mr.
Lampkin
'Um, uh.... really?' -Me"
Question 173 on the rollingstone web site for Radiohead is:
What is Thom Yorke? The answer: A God.
"Nowadays I get panicked
I cease to exist
I have ceased to
exist
I feel absolutely nothing
The words are out of ink
The
words you know are out of ink
You follow me around
Follow me
around"
-Radiohead
"Crab if you want her
She won't be comin' down
Crab if you
need it
She put her knickers on
She said she's feeling
lonely
And I say that's okay
She won't be comin' back round
here, no way"
-Weezer
Guttix (12:19:18 AM): yeah, it's definitely alot to
swallow
BamBam1138 (12:20:33 AM): it'll be totally taken out of
context, but you just made the quotes collection my friend
"there are the A-list guys who are nice, sweet, intelligent, fun,
and caring, but either married or gay. there are the B-list guys who
are available, but insane, bitter, stupid, abusive, unfaithful, or in
the armed forces.
then there are the guys nobody notices: nice, sweet, intelligent,
fun, caring, non-spoken-for guys who eventually *become* B-list types,
having been driven to madness by their platonic female friends who
constantly complain to them over a cup of coffee about the lack of
available nice guys.
ladies, would it kill you to just look up from that fucking coffee
once in a while?"
-lowbrow moment
KarenLynn02 (11:47:33 PM): get it straight
KarenLynn02 (11:47:42
PM): and don't be late
KarenLynn02 (11:47:53 PM): atleast you know
you can always go on rikki lake
KarenLynn02 (11:48:06 PM): blah
blah compensate
Guttix (11:03:07 PM): man, I can't wait to get back to seeing girls
at parties and not having the balls to talk to
them
"Thin rubber gloves
She laughs when she's crying
She cries
when she's laughing
Fat bloody fingers are sucking your soul
away"
-UNKLE
"If you walk out the door
Will I see you again?
If so much of
me lies in your eyes
I am hungry again
I am drunk again
With
all the money I owe my friends
When I'm like this
How can you be
smiling, singing?
How can you be sure I don't want
you?"
-Radiohead
Sarah: Oh yea, you told me. You're staying at, like,
St. John's Episcopal.....
A brief pause, we stare blankly at one
another
Me: Madison House
"The Universal System Of Cattiness:
Girls don't have
friendships, only alliances. We communicate not for a cathartic end,
but for information: a bartering system of shallowness. Have a new
boyfriend? You call all your allies ostensibly to celebrate. But it
really means "hands off, you whore." Birthday? You'd better get
something from her of equal or greater value than what you gave. Or
she's out, excommunicated, ostracized, badmouthed behind her back.
What, someone was talking about me? You have to know the intimate
twistings and turnings of your diplomatic relationships. That's what
it is: a complex system of flattery, diet secrets and how hot everyone
else in your clique looks in comparison to you.You can't go shopping
with that one friend, because, well, she's ten sizes bigger than you.
Sure, you like feeling thin next to her, but your "omigawd, I feel
bloated" quota is up for the month. It's a social obligation as
binding as the edict about public nudity. It's
disgusting."
-rainbowlory (lowbrow.com)
"You'll realize one day that
The grass is always greener on the
other side
The neighbors got a new car that you wanna drive
And
when time time is running out you wanna stay alive
We all live
under the same sky
We all will live we all will die
There is no
wrong
There is no right
The circle only has one
side"
-Travis
"The great thing about the human body is it knows to only throw up what
will kill you, so I'm still pretty buzzed."
-Jordan
"What had you heard?
Was it love, was it take another walk in
the dark?
You'll never learn
I'd pray to God if there was
heaven
But heaven seems so very far from here
And it all boils
down to the same old thing
Just a yin and a yang or a couple of
pipe dreams"
-Travis
"Coffee shops sell magazines. Bagel stores sell orange juice. Shoe
stores sell socks. Why don't drug dealers sell
Doritos?"
-CollegeHumor.com
Guttix: sometimes I think about women, and just can't help but want
to stab a lobster fork in my eye
"We came from Caladan - a paradise world for our form of
life. There existed no need on Caladan to build a physical
paradise or a paradise of the mind - we could see the actuality all
around us. And the price we paid was the price men have always
paid for achieving a paradise in this life - we went soft, we lost our
edge."
-from "Muad'Dib: Conversations" by the Princess Irulan
(Dune)
"The European release is now set for November 12th, but seeing as
how Radiohead could shit in a box and you'd buy it, the live album
will be sold as a full-length CD, and not as an EP."
-Buddyhead
"The universe is just there; that's the only way a Fedaykin
can view it and remain the master of his senses. The universe
neither threatens nor promises. It holds things beyond our
sway: the fall of a meteor, the eruption of a spiceblow, growing
old and dying. These are the realities of this universe and they
must be faced regardless of how you feel about them. You
cannot fend off such realities with words. They will come at you
in their own wordless way and then, then you will understand what is
meant by "life and death." Understanding this, you will be
filled with joy."
-Muad'Dib to his Fedaykin (Children of Dune)
"The haughty do but build castle walls behind which they try to
hide their doubts and fears."
-Bene Gesserit Axiom (Children of
Dune)
"If you focus your awareness only upon your own rightness, then you
invite the forces of opposition to overwhelm you. This is a
common error. Even I, your teacher, have made it."
-The
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam (Children of Dune)
"He takes her hand, and he kisses her cheek
She's a doll, oh yea
she's his spitting image
Where have you gone?
You're still a
part of me
Hey skin like a doll
You're no friend of the
family"
-Toadies
Up until now, I've felt so powerless in all this. But if what we
can do - namely, depict two chumps under siege by radioactive
arachnids - can do anything to improve your state of mind, then God
dammit, welcome aboard. The motherfucking Funny Train leaves in ten
minutes. Please have your tickets handy.
-PA
"Ignorance more freely begets confidence than does knowledge."
-
Charles Darwin, The Descent of Man,1871.
LuckyStrikeNo9: Men are from Mars. Women are vain, needy,
emotionally desolate whores.
"I get on the train and I just stand about now that I don't think
of you
I keep falling over I keep passing out when I see a face
like you
What am I coming to?
I'm gonna melt down
Blame it on
the black star
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the
satellite that beams me home
This is killing me"
-Radiohead
"It was when I heard a remix of a remix on the radio, that I
realised my purpose in life, to murder every fucking DJ on earth as
gruesomely as possible!
I'm coming for you
Oakenfold!"
-Louis
Guttix (1:28:16 PM): why didn't you get arrested?
Katie1313
(1:28:21 PM): cause i'm pretty
"While you make pretty speeches
I'm being cut to shreds
You
feed me to the lions
A delicate balance"
-Radiohead
"Whooaaa... My legs are like, whooaaa..."
-Me
The Headmata (2:58:22 PM): bastards... that's it, i'm gonna rape
their first born
The Headmata (2:58:49 PM): kind of jewish, but
with a spin
The Headmata (2:58:53 PM): hooka chaw
"Where's my tortillas?"
"We had to come back cos he said he had
to sit down and think."
Long pause. I stare
incomprehensibly.
"Is he in there thinking?"
SraOtsuka: wht does h to the izzo mean?
DudeitsRyan: mom...thats
the anthem get your damn hands up.....
"Dude, there's still bongwater in that."
"Aww fuck."
LuckyStrikeNo9 (10:52:12 PM): ya - anything to keep occupied. Next
operation is sneaking a retard into a sperm bank
ShihzyAngel signed
off at 10:53:18 PM.
Guttix (11:24:06 PM): guys aren't stupid. We just want pussy
and that's what we get. Girls want love, and they get used for
pussy. Now tell me who's stupid?
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh this is so asian!
LuckyStrikeNo9:
ShihzyAngel: who hire u?
SweetLou81: haha!
SweetLou81:
nice!
LuckyStrikeNo9: I told her I got an office job for the sole
purpose of sexually harassing women
SweetLou81: haha, very sweet,
tell her my cock is growing!
SweetLou81: who hire u? hehe damn,
thats awesome!
LuckyStrikeNo9: LuckyStrikeNo9:SweetLou81: haha,
very sweet, tell her my cock is growing!
LuckyStrikeNo9:
ShihzyAngel: that's neat
SweetLou81: haha, fucking shit man, you
gotta put that in your aim profile explaioning that shes
asian
SweetLou81: aahhh!!! hehe, I didnt mean that
literally!
SweetLou81: and I dont mean right now! hehe, I mean
overall, that sounds bad!
LuckyStrikeNo9: ShihzyAngel:
ya.........it's all good
LuckyStrikeNo9: please sweet, clean rocky. Message GGrimes1 and
fuck with him
Martyr333: Who is it?
LuckyStrikeNo9: my english
teacher. Made the mistake of giving out hsi @aol.com email
address
Martyr333: hahah
Martyr333: consider it
done.....
Martyr333 signed off at 11:17:20 PM.
I stomp nggrs: You old son of a bitch, Geoffrey!
I
stomp nggrs: Gravy Jowels!
Ggrimes1 signed off at 11:22:33 PM.
"Day, yesterday
Really should be leaving but I stay
Say, say
my name
I need a little love to ease the pain"
-Massive
Attack
"Now we've chosen to take all we can
This shade of autumn, a
stale bitter end
Years of frustration lay down side by side
And
it's only you who can tell me apart
And it's only you who can turn
my wooden heart"
-Portishead
April: You shouldn't get your friends high.
*WHACK*
"The singer of Creed has been comparing his Jesus rock band to Led
Zeppelin. Someone better explain to that dude that his band is more
like a Pearl Jam cover band."
-Buddyhead
SiLvRSrVr : did you see lord of the rings yet?
Martyr333 : Yeah
Martyr333 : Wednesday
Martyr333 : heh
SiLvRSrVr : good?
Martyr333 : Yeah
SiLvRSrVr : i was just wondering cause ive heard a buncha religiious like people say it was too satanistic
SiLvRSrVr : and i wanted to hear what satan had to say himself
SiLvRSrVr : ahhh hahaha
"Holy shit that's the scariest thing I've ever seen."
-Ben after Lou accidentally discharged my Ruger
"Teacha! I have fashioned zis tiny frog corpse you have given us into a zombie toad which thirsts for living blood. Oh, how he thirsts!"
-Penny Arcade (RTCW Mockumentary)
Guttix (6:04:56 PM): my mom found my bong
BamBam1138 (6:05:07 PM): ohhhh shit
BamBam1138 (6:05:11 PM): what'd she do
Guttix (6:05:18 PM): haha, she didn't even know what it was
BamBam1138 (6:05:25 PM): hahhahahahah
Guttix (6:05:44 PM): I told her it was casey's, and it burns incense
"Recollect me darling, raise me to your lips
Two undernourished egos, four rotating hips
Hold onto me tightly I'm a sliding scale
Can't endure then you can't inhale
Clearly out of body experience interferes
And dreams of flying I fit nearly"
-Massive Attack
Guttix : where da alien at??
shelbeee : da wha
Guttix: ding ding ding ddding ding dding buuuuuuumm bum bum
shelbeee: tomorrow....
shelbeee: whaaaaaaaaa
Guttix: bdroonnnt draaaat draaaadadadadaaaaat
shelbeee: yesh, yesh
Guttix: bddrm PKSH dddding ding ding bdum dum bum bum buuuuuuum
[note: this is me on jeff's IM name]
"It was an Asian party. All we did was like, play Xbox."
-Ben
PseudoGuru327L: I remember someone at the party was talking to his friend and he goes, "There are a bunch of Aztecs over there and a big magical forest over there! Come on, let me show you!"
PseudoGuru327L: and they walked off
Get high... get above yourself, look down upon yourself till your inside of yourself, look in front and back of yourself, to the back and front of yourself, inside yourself and then you see your own head and know yourself is yourself. Cuz when you find yourself you're gonna find that yourself is only yourself and the self that can only be yourself. So when you're in front or in back of yourself you're gonna find that your mind is in the center of yourself and god is nothing but yourself. And when you reach for yourself you'll know that yourself is the only thing that can happen to yourself so that can nothing can put you dowwnn....
-Jordan
Guttix (8:17:45 PM): I hate being treated differently, unless it's good different, like getting BJs and stuff
PseudoGuru327L (9:30:55 PM): marijuana causes laziness
PseudoGuru327L (9:31:14 PM): but I did a paper on how laziness is good for you, so I'm convinced
"She's intoxicated by herself,
Everyday she's seen with someone else
And every night she kisses someone new -
Never you."
-Kings of Convenience
suprmodl03: you are the man!
Guttix: Jordy and Christy won't get it on
Guttix: even after I told them too
suprmodl03 (5:51:45 PM): dorothy is getting married!!!
suprmodl03 (5:51:57 PM): goldnen girls is making me cry!
BamBam1138 (5:52:10 PM): what the fuck?!
Kaboom XXI : i just found one of the movies you got for me
Kaboom XXI : entitled
Kaboom XXI : "gobbleup"
Martyr333 : ....?
Kaboom XXI: but it was some dude sucking dick
Kaboom XXI : you son of a bitch
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
JA4587: how's it hangin
BamBam1138: so low it's making my back sore
SwizzleKiss09: no recently we have some major interest by labels for tek 3 though
LuckyStrikeNo9: ya, bro-rock is still hanging around somehow. I don't know how, but as long as there's crystal meth and date rape, there's an audience for it.
SxyAnn99: you can start your no baby dance
LuckyStrikeNo9: HUZZAH!
You know you're really lazy when you don't wanna run in a computer game.
-Me
Martyr333: Lou isn't online, is he in Texas?
BamBam1138: that little snipit in your info is the most pessimistic, unintelligent thing in the history of profiles
KaiserWilhelm1: what are you talking about
KaiserWilhelm1: that it taken from the Bible
KaiserWilhelm1: well tell me what the fucking problem is then
BamBam1138: ooh! f word!
KaiserWilhelm1: your profile is a symbol of commercial influence
BamBam1138: what?!
"I don't like Hooters' wings, but I like their thighs and breasts."
-Peter
Martyr333: I think we should spray paint "get off the cross, we need the wood!" on his car
KarenLM2002: do u got meningitis?!?!
Angled Irony: so everything's bigger in texas huh
OnelilSheDevil03: lol...well..i haven't seen anything big at all in va and don't think that excludes you little man!
suprmodl03: i just want to make him eat his balls w/a golden fork..and mustard..and catsup...and bbq sauce...HE GETS NO APPLES AND PEANUT BUTTER!
What you dislike in another take care to correct in yourself.
-Thomas Sprat
"Sex is fun; death is not."
-Dr. Armstrong
"The closest thing to a universal rule is that most men like a woman who's comfortable with her body, whatever her body happens to look like. Similarly, most men are pretty frustrated about women who reject their bodies. Given a choice between a supermodel who always feels fat and the chubby lady who feels sexy, most men will take the chubbette in real life, where it counts."
"Most women underestimate men's ideals for female weight and shape: Most men enjoy rounded hips, prominent butts or full cheeks more than most women realize. Whether the fashion is Twiggy or Kate Moss, most men don't want skinny women. Those skinny models are found in women's magazines, never men's."
What Men Really Love About Women's Bodies
By Dr. Marty Klein
LuckyStrikeNo9: But I saw some freaky lesbian dancing/groping betwixt 4 women and got free lapdances friday night
I'm fooling somebody,
A faithless path to roam,
Deceiving to breathe this secretly,
A silence, this silence I can't bear
-Portishead
"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
-Umberto Eco
"The indiscriminate use of vulgar language is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
-Author Unknown
Kaboom XXI: you are my hero
"I want to see you smile again
Like diamonds in the dust"
-Radiohead
SweetLou81 (8:55:20 PM): actually, if you ever look at a jesus on the cross, he had mad abs!
"It's like I always tell the kids: a cheater never wins and don't trust Whitey."
-Lois, Family Guy
"The power of practice might be expressed by saying that people do not go to church because they believe in God; rather they believe in God because they go to church."
-Richard H. Robbins
"The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love."
-Wordsworth
Moses: So this guy's white, right?
Me: Huh?
Moses: Bob Dylan
Me: Oh. Yeah.
Moses: So Marley's the black one?
Life is like peanutbutter: if you feed it to a horse, it lookslike its talking.
-Drandon, Warcry Forums
"Break my heart one more time, just for good luck."
-Bob Dylan
Me: You.... want to play ping-pong?
Peter: Yeah. Stoned.
"There's no use dwelling on
On what might have been
Just think of all the fun
You could be having"
-Radiohead
suprmodl03: I AM ONE WITH A BEER BONG!!!
"To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;
to earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;
to appreciate beauty;
to find the best in others;
to leave the world a bit better,
whether by a healthy child,
a graden patch or a redeemed social condition;
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded."
-Emerson
"I'm no fucking Buddhist but this is enlightenment."
-Björk
"I dare you
To take me on
I dare you
To show me your palms
What's so scary?
Not a threat in sight
You can't handle, you can't handle love"
-Björk
Mystm0on: this is getting insane!!!
BamBam1138: uhh?
Pat Green sucks. If you argue with me, you are a rich college or high school girl who thinks she's country.
-Ben
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
-Albert Einstein
"He looks like an ugly beachball with flippers."
-Jeff
I wish I'd only look
And didn't have to touch
I wish I'd only smell this
And didn't have to taste
How can I ignore?
This is sex without touching
I'm going to explore
I'm only in this to enjoy
-Björk
"::thud::
OW!
::thud::
OW!
::thud::
OW!"
-Jesus, star of the holiday I like to call "Night of the Living Saviour"
[Rocky, of course]
"You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one's nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength."
-Henry Adams
"For in politics, as in religion, it is equally absurd to aim at making proselytes by fire and sword. Heresies in either can rarely be cured by persecution."
-Alexander Hamilton
"The consciousness of good intentions disdains ambiguity."
-Alexander Hamilton
Guttix: I was THIS close to smoking a bowl with Nsync
Guttix (7:32:48 PM): this is a quote from Aaron's site
Guttix (7:32:53 PM): guess who we were talking about : )
Mystm0on (7:32:59 PM): alright
Guttix (7:33:02 PM): "He looks like an ugly beachball with flippers."
-Jeff
Mystm0on (7:33:12 PM): ohhh my good... hahahahaha
Mystm0on (7:33:27 PM): So says to myself.... JOSH!
ShdwAngel (12:29:55 AM): Gravy jowels..?
ShdwAngel (12:32:54 AM): Nevermind. I don't think I want to know.
BamBam1138: osmotically ends with a y =)
ABransford: osmosis
KLGxx: osmosis?
Boy I love pie: osmosis???
TheRealMcCoy1202: OSMOSIS
thedude27348: osmosis
ZipperZhu: educational osmosis
Auto response from BamBam1138: acapulco
OnelilSheDevil03: what the hell is that supposed to mean!!
Radio Guy: Ok people, it's 4:30 in the afternoon and it's time to wake up!
Me: We're way ahead of you dude. We got up at 4:15.
Me: That's where the rats come through.
Everyone looks at the holes in the back of the cupboard.
Jono: I think TC uses the door, actually.
Mystm0on: you want it all NOW? you want it all NOW??? EH?!?!?
"Positive?! I'm positive! You're like Santa on Prozac! In Disney Land...getting laid!"
-Phoebe, Friends
Mystm0on: ah ok.. yeah I guess it started on wednesday here too...
BamBam1138: hahha yeessss
Phil (whispering): Hey... that guy's drinking a smirnoff!
Me: And he's wearing a turtleneck!
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'm going to burn the all Ben Folds Five depressing songs CD, hand it out to people and see how many come back from a long drive in a weird mood, or howmany considered going head long into a bridge embankment
LuckyStrikeNo9: I challenged God and he punishes me by not letting me hear the new Shadow. He is a vengeful God.
Ohh gwaahaha ::COUGH:: ohh...
::cough cough:: x2
-The Schwag Chant
Dashboard Confessional
So Impossible / The Places You Have Come To Fear…
The pinnacle of mall emo. Pure evil. The scariest thing about this record is that these are the songs that will be playing when the deflowering of all those 300-pound emo gorilla girls in light blue "princess" t-shirts you see hanging around hot topic happens. Yikes.
-BUDDYHEAD
Dr RJ McWAK: smoke out her and get a blow job sounds like my idea of heaven
"I go to UT, the largest university known to man. My main source of current events comes from the protesters on the west mall."
-April
City lights come back in June
Seems the sun has gone too soon
Miles away from anywhere
Feels so warm in the southern air
So long...
-The Doves
LuckyStrikeNo9: bible+Lego people=true enlightenment
BamBam1138: didn't St. Paul say that?
LuckyStrikeNo9: no
LuckyStrikeNo9: St.Peter
BamBam1138: ah yes i'm always a little fuzzy on the apostles
BamBam1138: i believe the formula put forth by paul was bible+poprocks+prozac
"To have no fear of anything,
To want not, is to be a king.
This is the kingdom every man
Gives to himself, as each man can."
-Seneca, Thyestes
