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"If I was into drugs, all I would ever need is this CD, and apparently Frisbee."
-Jay
I stomp nggrs: OH YEAH, I NEVER DIE
Guttix (1:38:52 AM): I may die
BamBam1138 (1:38:59 AM): fucking sweet
Guttix (1:49:27 AM): dude, kites while high, do I need to say anything else?
Mystm0on (1:49:42 AM): haha, anything outside while high
Guttix (1:50:03 AM): anal rape outside while high doesn't sound that sweet dude
Mystm0on (1:50:39 AM): whatever dude... I love anal raping while high
"11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature."
-Maximillian Cohen, Pi
BamBam1138: get wasted!
JHKramerUT: naw,. . . well it depends, might go fishin
Guttix: dude, fucking Jay goes into the smoke room and starts playing tuba while I'm asleep, while I'm god damn asleep, then when I wake up I get out of my room and slam the door, he comes out and is like "sorry, i was trying to play soft". Trying to play soft?!? that instrument vibrates the whole building and you went fucking out of your way to play in the room next to mine instead of your room. don't come out and give me that shit about trying to play soft! ASSHOLE!!!!!
"It all comes back to the finger, man."
-Maggie
"Wasted my weekend for doing schooling. Otherwise it was acceptable. Except those dudes from last night, maybe we should all listen to a little more Kind of Like Spitting and sleep more safely knowing that California is a hated place. That and Nebraska."
-Jared
shanah tovah 4 (12:33:01 AM): it's an ethics test
shanah tovah 4 (12:33:04 AM): i should cheat
shanah tovah 4 (12:33:06 AM): just for fun
British Girl: Oh, everyone over there hates Radiohead.
Me: Um, what do you listen to?
BG: Oh, you know, Blink182, Limp Bizkit..
I stare incredulously, then slowly back away.
Once upon a time I could control myself
Once upon a time I could lose myself
Once upon a time I could love myself
Once upon a time I could love you
-Pearl Jam
"When I meet a guy in college, I always want to ask, "what kind of guitar do you play?"
-CollegeHumor.com
"Among the Semai agriculturalists of central Malaya, when one person refuses the request of another, the offended party suffers punan*, a mixture of emotional pain and frustration."
-Ernestine Friedl
*Origination of the word poonani?
LuckyStrikeNo9: imagine that. A pot head listening to grunge
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
-Foo Fighters
d31337d: i just sat around, sorta like when youre smoking, but not smoking, just sitting
Peter: Suck it, Darth Mofo!
"Every time I start to think that people are about as dumb as they can be, it's like their idiot scientists invent some new kind of stupid."
-Penny Arcade
I am cheesie: listen to loud obnoxious music
BamBam1138: creed?
Guttix: yeah that seems to be the general reaction "what the fuck", "what the hell", "oh my fucking God", "what in the fuck is going on", "kill me now, kill me please god now", ect.
BamBam1138: hehe
BamBam1138: everyone did that when i masturbated at spaghetti warehouse
BamBam1138: people are so oversensitive
Guttix: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Guttix: you must be stoned
Guttix: and I say you get laid, call her up, and tell her every last fucking detail about it
"A *good* post about peeing tells not only how many times you peed, but what color it was, any applicable remarks about odor, how long you peed for and with what force. (Did you speed pee?) For men, comments about how many times you tapped can be kept to yourself."
-Bogo
"I'm not saying it's safe for humans. I'm not saying its unsafe for humans. All I'm saying is it that it makes hermaphrodites of frogs."
-Dr. Tyrone B. Hayes, UC Berkeley
suprmodl03: your not the 2 but your the only 1 who could make me feel like this!! :-D
suprmodl03: 1**
suprmodl03: your not the 1
suprmodl03: lol..hell i don't care if your the 2 or not!
suprmodl03: maybe your the 69er! lol
suprmodl03: hey shitter!
BamBam1138: hey.... latrine
JesusTheCornholr: BEND OVER AND LET YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR BOMB YOU IN THE ASS IN THE NAME OF CATHOLICISM!
BamBam1138: i feel like i'm going to hell jsut for having read that
Lizard9611 (10:27:00 PM): Rocky you aren't going to believe this
Martyr333 (10:27:03 PM): What?
Lizard9611 (10:27:12 PM): jesus is IMing me
Martyr333 (10:27:16 PM): Whaaaat?
Martyr333 (10:27:18 PM): He has the internet? wow
Lizard9611 (10:27:23 PM): he says he wants to bomb me in the ass
Martyr333: I could get over the ass bombing though, so i get cornholed, big deal, i'm facing the other direction
Martyr333: But kissing a guy, with my tongue? aaahhh, you can't wash out that awkwardness
Me: Can you afford a girlfriend?
Peter: I'm going to sell my computer....
The Headmata: i dunno, i'm just really stoked right now, bleh, anyways, blah
The Headmata: just pretend you got 10 lbs of Hydro, or whatever the hell your favorite is
Happiness will make you wonder
Will I feel ok?
It scares the disenchanted
Far away
Yeah I want something new
But what am I supposed to do about you?
-Smashing Pumpkins
"There are lizard demons whipping the children. It's really funny. No! I mean evil...."
-Nick
"She said she thought she looked sexy in that picture but I was like you look like you normally do like 'Get the fuck away from me!'"
-Anonymous
"What's he doing? I think he's going to the bathroom. Oh yeah, if he just woke up then... Oh nevermind. I think he's actually eating. I was looking at the wrong end."
-Jordan K
"I am extremely frustrated. If you would like to help me out by volunteering to let me beat the living hell out of you, IM me and we can arrange something."
-Angela
"I don't want to alarm anybody, but after reading Aaron's website, I think he may smoke marijuana."
-Ben
Guttix: there aren't any new quotes on the quotes page
Guttix: you fucking cock tease
Guttix signed off at 11:56:20 PM.
LuckyStrikeNo9: the entire weekend was one long lowbrow moment
BamBam1138: niiiiiice
Namitz1118: so this guy who i thought was gay asked me out
HotnSpizy1: whatch you know you know you dirty little hoe
BamBam1138: did they turn you into a negro in cali?
And I tried to sleep alone
But I couldn't do it
You could be sitting next to me
And I wouldn't know it
If I told you you were wrong
I don't remember saying
-Doves
Guttix: think it ain't so?
Guttix: SUCK A DIIICK!
BamBam1138: hhheh
Guttix: hahaha...you're drunk
Guttix: you can't even spell heheh
BamBam1138: hey!
BamBam1138: .....shutup
"Can I chime in? I'll still be rhymin when I'm in your hymen."
-MC Paul Barman
"I didn't know you had two holes."
-Nicole to Christine
ClarityCrush: can you do me a favor?
Auto response from BamBam1138: what?
Kaboom XXI: ream this, bucko
Kaboom XXI: the only young people i deal with are the ones i'm stalking from the high school
I am too connected to you to
Slip away, fade away
Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me
And considerately killing me
-Tool
Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone
-The Cure
SweetLou81 (5:08:17 PM): Ben got highlights in his hair, so he is officially a fag now!
Run desire, run this sexual being
Run him like a blade to and through the heart
No conscience, one motive to cater to the hollow
Screaming feed me here
Fill me up again temporarily pacify this hungering
-APC
rachem747: can i ask you a question?
BamBam1138: sure
rachem747: what's a rimjob?
rachem747: next thing you know i'm going to grow my hair out and start smoking out and saying things like "if chicken is chicken, then are dooritos doors and toes?"
malanmo: yah, that was kind of funny
malanmo: cause i was like, shit it's taking him a long time to squeeze a loaf
"Talents are best nurtured in solitude; but character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world."
-Goethe
"A word of advice: the path to knighthood is paved with strength and nobility, not LSD and sideburns."
-Black Knight of Quahog
"What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow"
-U2
rachem747: they are joining us........clarityrealized (7:34:22 PM): why is lowbrow so addicting?
rachem747: more quotes?!? :-)
BamBam1138: hrm.. maybe
rachem747: dude, i'm jonesing!
BamBam1138: just dont call anybody a t-sip and don't ever call it TU
bartie02: i allready have and it's lowercase tu
bartie02: lol
BamBam1138: why would you insult yourself by misspelling an acronym?
LuckyStrikeNo9: you've gotta get a trampoline
BamBam1138: you get one?
LuckyStrikeNo9: nah. Louis has one. Shit is FUN
BamBam1138: hehe yea
LuckyStrikeNo9: you've forgotten how fun it is to be double bounced
Maan Prophet: when i first saw the name ian maynard, i thought it meant iron maiden, which made me wonder which came first inagoda divida or sunshine or your love, but there's no "r" in ian
Are you gonna save me?
Ya gonna make me happy?
Can you save me?
Tell me, mister love
-Toadies
angelah217: cock tease little slut
Auto response from BamBam1138: teasing myself
KarenLM2002: so what are you going to do when u are up here
BamBam1138: take drugs and rape children
Mystm0on: happy july 4th.. woohoo.. I can't smoke weed.. what a free country
BamBam1138: haha
BamBam1138: you said it dog
Man... [shakes head]... It's like a whole nother world.
-Rocky (on Waxahachie)
"'It's the quiet ones you've gotta watch.' This sounds to me like a very dangerous assumption. I will bet you anything that while you're watching a quiet one a noisy one will fucking kill you."
-George Carlin
PseudoGuru327L: you're the man
BamBam1138: yep
BamBam1138: oh god does that mean what i think it means
Auto response from LuckyStrikeNo9: remembering places I've put it
rachem747: frankly, i plan on getting knocked up while completely smashed and just eloping. there is no way i'm going through all this shit
BamBam1138: good call
Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
And it will ruin our fair country
Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
All will pay that disagree with me
-Steppenwolf
And she was my lover so sweet
And she was my angel
And what I've recovered of me
I put into a box underneath my bed
-Smashing Pumpkins
PseudoGuru327L: and it's fucking $60 shake
PseudoGuru327L: but it was strange going with my mom to her dealer
LuckyStrikeNo9: If you give that speech as a dinner party, I guarantee you I will stand up and start clapping. My only condition is you have to repeat the last night "I think I wanna have yo baby....have yo baby."
Auto response from BamBam1138: so here's to the future
cos we got through the past
i finally found somebody
who can make me laugh
ha ha ha
boy you so crazy
i think i wanna have yo baby
BamBam1138: it will be done, as allah is my witness
"There's a lot of bands that had a lot more fun than we did, but of course they sucked."
-Billy Corgan
"Yes it's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the anti-christ."
-Doc Holiday, Tombstone
Kaboom XXI: lol...cause last night he had one, and this drunk girl was lettting any guy who crawled into the back of her car screw her, and this dude didn't think it was right cause she was drunk, so when this naked dude got out of hte back of hte car, this guy shot him with a roman candle, and then he took off running, so they chased him, buck naked in the dark, and he ran into my brother's electric cow fence
BamBam1138: oh my fucking god
Kaboom XXI: lol
Kaboom XXI: yeah
BamBam1138: you just don't get stuff like this in the city
"Well, I guess the best advice I can give is you never know who's gonna grow up to be famous, so just make yourself available."
-Lois, Family Guy
suprmodl03: well i guess you could say that..but until we start doin it again..im not going to be happy! lol
BamBam1138: hah
BamBam1138: ya, sex is good
Oh, music is the meat of all who love,
Music uplifts the soul to realms above.
The ashes glow, the latent fires increase:
We listen and are fed with joy and peace.
-rumi
So good to see you once again
I thought that you were hiding from me
And you thought that I had run away
Chasing a trail of smoke and reason
Prying open my third eye
-Tool
LuckyStrikeNo9: So, yesterday morning I wake up to take a piss and I go fishing into the boxers and grab only to feel a lovely stinging pain like it's cut or something. Take it out and it looks like there's a busted blister on the top railing. So, I'm like "Oh FUCK!" Then I think "Wait I minute, I haven't had sex in like, 2 months. It would have shown something before now." So, I recount my recent sexual encounters then think to the night before. The previous day I was fucking BORED and had the house to myself so I masturbated 6 times, once (the final time) taking over an hour because I was just doing it to pass time and wave off boredom. Nothing good was on TV and I'd already done it 5 times before so it took a long while with quite a bit of effort. So, turns out I rubbed a blister onto my unit.
Martyr333: It will take some time to get all the shit sold, but its alright, soon enough we'll be sittin back in the lubbock heat, smelling cow feces, sippin crystal
The Headmata: by the way... Jeff getting high on Full House Hill... well... he's my hero, i don't smoke, but man, i wouldn't pass up an oppurtunity like that
BamBam1138: holy shit i know
BamBam1138: that was astounding to me
BamBam1138: maniacal
The Headmata: thats just... man
The Headmata: it would just feel good to take something as "wholesome" as the Full House... and twist it and warp it
BamBam1138: fuckin a dude
BamBam1138: the ut network is so ridiculously fast
ShihJeff: damn, im ready
ShihJeff: im gonna download so much porn
rachem747: my brother is going to get laid before me
rachem747: if thats not bizarro, i dont know what is
BamBam1138: ya try not to mention will and sex in the same sentence
BamBam1138: it's demeaning to sex
BamBam1138: that's presuming he has the cajones to go through with it
rachem747: the wedding?
BamBam1138: no, the wedding night
rachem747: why wouldnt he?
BamBam1138: he's taught himself to think of sex as unholy, i wonder how fast he can change gears
SweetLou81: rawr! this game gives me a huge martha boner
SweetLou81: Holy Crap! It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow on my brain!
ShihJeff: i still have faith in christian
BamBam1138: taken out of context that makes you sound religious, and i got this funny mental picture of you hitting on a nun
Did you feed us tales of deceit
Conceal the tongues who need to speak
Subtle lies and a soiled coin
The truth is sold, the deal is done
But don't despair
This day will be their damnedest day
Oh, if you take these things from me
-Portishead
rachem747: i ran into an old lady at wal mart in one of those electric carts
BamBam1138: did she fall out?
rachem747: no
rachem747: but i still felt really bad
BamBam1138: i mean, was she ok?
rachem747: yeah, but you have to take your clothes off
rachem747: and this shirt doesnt come off unless there is a good kisser involved :-)
BamBam1138: i bet half the guys at tech know that by now though
rachem747 (9:51:19 PM): would you like to have sex with me?
Guttix (9:51:33 PM): hey this is Cristina, i'm just on jeff's name talking to my sis :-)
"I'm speaking language here!"
-Laura
If I could make a list
Of my mistakes and regrets
I'd put your name on top
And every line after it
-Trail of Dead
rachem747: while i am amused that you find me so comical, your quotes page makes me sound like a slut. so if you please, quote this:
rachem747: I am not a slut. I just have a sense of humor.
[Editor's Note: The quotes page does not lie!]
KarenLM2002: well call me for sure!!
BamBam1138: definitely
BamBam1138: so what've you been doing besides tattoos and biker dudes?
suprmodl03: no one bombs me in the ass
Looking good is not part of the big plan. My plan is to look like untapped potential. The look I'm going for is natural. Real. The look I'm after is raw material. Not desperate and needy, but ripe with potential. Not hungry. Sure, I want to look worth the effort. Washed but not ironed. Clean but not polished. Confident but humble.
Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.
Here's passive aggressiveness in action.
-Chuck Palahniuk
JHKramerUT: ha ha !
BamBam1138: eh?
JHKramerUT ha ha !
BamBam1138: i see you've progressed to harder drugs
I told the agent, I figured I'd spend my first thousand years of Hell in some entry-level position, but after that I wanted to move into middle management. Be a real team player. Hell is going to see enormous growth in market share over the next millenium. I wanted to ride the crest.
-Chuck Palahniuk
There was already a work assignment waiting for you.
God forbid you should ever get bored and want more.
It was church doctrine that the rest of your life would be the same work. The same being alone. Nothing would change. Every day. This was success. Here was the prize.
Mowing the lawn.
And mowing the lawn.
And mowing the lawn.
Repeat.
-Chuck Palahniuk
suprmodl03: hey hott stuff..i know you arent ther but i hadnt talked to my pimp lately and i jsut wanted to tell you that business here SUCKS!
ClarityCrush: you are a genius
People can't conceive of a virtue in someone else that they can't conceive in themselves. Instead of believing you're stronger, it's so much easier to imagine you're weaker. You're addicted to self-abuse. You're a liar. People are always ready to believe the opposite of what you tell them.
-Survivor
LuckyStrikeNo9: these bots are getting worse and worse
LuckyStrikeNo9: "i have a live Webcam and doing some striping in front of it ;-)"
Fuck you, Gimpy
BamBam1138: oy
LuckyStrikeNo9: now if you'll excuse me, I have some pornography to watch.
BamBam1138: hehehe
BamBam1138: i knew it
LuckyStrikeNo9: just realised that one will be making a quote list somewhere
ShihJeff: yeah.. my EE midterm fucked me up
BamBam1138: we should sit around and smoke pot and bitch about our tests
rachem747: have you updated the site recently?
Auto response from BamBam1138: way to go mack... hybl threw 4 interceptions and you still lost..
rachem747: you bastard, that is so not nice
rachem747 signed off at 7:29:17 PM.
I am cheesie: hopefully they wont feed us sausages at lunchtime like they've been inclined to do in past tournaments
I am cheesie: that slows you down by about 4 mph
Guttix: listen here to me mexican and listen to me GOOD! >:o
Auto response from BamBam1138: blowing up policemen
Guttix: I'm high and that means you fuuuunkyk, you funky boy you like a boy in a cordaroy store. You here dat, funky cat?? shut the hell fore pop a cap in your granny's ass, won't be hard to shoot neither!! cause it's bright and yellow!! he he....swish
BamBam1138: you high or did something bad happen
malanmo: i can't see what i'm typing to you
malanmo: what's going on
BamBam1138: haha
ShihJeff: i raped the shit out of my calc test
BamBam1138: unlubricated?
ShihJeff: oh yes, and i left that bitch crying
BamBam1138: sweet
BamBam1138: i'm calling the police
Drewbulous: www.engrish.com
Drewbulous: been there?
Drewbulous: funny stuff
BamBam1138: ohh i can guess tho
BamBam1138: i do enjoy joking about asian people
Drewbulous: indeed
Drewbulous: it will make laughter in your belly
Drewbulous: engrish is fun
BamBam1138: wow man, living proof truth is stranger than aHHHH
BamBam1138: a spider just came out of my keyboard
Drewbulous: hahahahaah
This is the definition of my life
Lying in bed in the sunlight
Choking on the vitamin tablet
The doctor gave in the hope of saving me
-Beta Band
Enter no conflict against fanatics unless you can defuse them. Oppose a religion with another religion only if your proofs (miracles) are irrefutable or if you can mesh in a way that the fanatics accept you as god-inspired. This has long been the barrier to science assuming a mantle of divine revelation. Science is so obviously man-made. Fanatics (and many are fanatics on one subject or another) must know where you stand, but more important, must recognize who whispers in your ear.
-Missionaria Protectiva,
Primary Teaching
What's coming through is alive
What's holding up is a mirror
But what's singing songs is a snake
Looking to turn this piss to wine
-Tool
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-The Coda
Do not be quick to reveal judgment. Hidden judgment often is more potent. It can guide reactions whose effects are felt only when too late to divert them.
-Bene Gesserit Advice to Postulants
"Hey man we should uh.... ::nods off:: What?"
-Jeff S
Me: Actually that guy in the blue shirt is even drunker.
Kramer: What guy?
Guy walks in, falls down.
Me: That guy.
BamBam1138: you must have the attention span of a gerbil
ShihJeff: yo
ShihJeff: sorry, i am doin laundry reall high
BamBam1138: hehe
BamBam1138: cool
ShihJeff: heh heh
BamBam1138: cs?
BamBam1138: dude?
ShihJeff: 2
ShihJeff: j
ShihJeff: n
BamBam1138: uh huh
What had the Lady Jessica to sustain her in her time of trial? Think you carefully on this Bene Gesserit proverb and perhaps you will see: "Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little to test that it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain."
--from "Muad'Dib: Family Commentaries" by the Princess Irulan
malanmo: i stole one of sarah's cookies...hahahaha...shhhhhhh
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh man
LuckyStrikeNo9: you have no idea
LuckyStrikeNo9: lou IS the TCP/IPimp
LuckyStrikeNo9: Oh yeah, they talked about the 7 level of hell and how there's a terrace dedicated to people who practiced the 7 liberal arts - philosophy, science, math...etc
LuckyStrikeNo9: I said "So basically, he was damning everyone that could explain away the existance of god."
BamBam1138: NICE
Empires do not suffer emptiness of purpose at the time of their creation. It is when they have become established that aims are lost and replaced by vague ritual.
-Words of Muad'Dib
by Princess Irulan
"How would you like to live billions upon billions of lives?" Paul asked. "There's a fabric of legends for you! Think of all those experiences, the wisdom they'd bring. But wisdom tempers love, doesn't it? And it puts a new shape on hate. How can you tell what's ruthless unless you've plumbed the depths of both cruelty and kindness? You should fear me, Mother. I am the Kwisatz Haderach."
"That'd be pretty silly though. Have the National Armed Forces for the Protection of Weed, and their berets not be green."
-Jordan
LaurenBun82: Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
LuckyStrikeNo9: how cool will it be to be able to say you smoked out with the toadies?
BamBam1138: it'd be the biggest trump card in my arsenal
"You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel so strong. You save people by letting them save you."
-Choke
"The way you can move from city to city and always find a Catholic church, the same Mass said everywhere, no matter what foster place the kid was sent, he could always find the Internet. The truth was, if Christ had laughed on the cross, or spat on the Romans, if he'd done anything more than just suffer, the kid would've liked church a lot more."
-Choke
"You can guess this is how men have been handling Eva's hostility for her whole life. Just distract her. Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away.
That's pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial."
-Choke
She said "I'll throw myself away,
They're just photos after all"
I can't make you hang around
I can't wash you off my skin
-QOTSA
BamBam1138: so what'd you do now
suprmodl03: im getting ready to do a teacher at my school :-D
BamBam1138: holy shitballs
BamBam1138: right now?
rachem747: lets try this... if you put scissors at your chin and cut all of
your hair straight across at that length, you would get my haircut
rachem747: make sense?
BamBam1138: actually i'd have a shorter goatee
BamBam1138: still chasing down internet muff?
SweetLou81: oh yeah
SweetLou81: well, you can't blame him man, poon-tang is poon-tang
BamBam1138: but his booty calls are always just normal days, where he tries to get
lucky but it doesn't work out
rachem747: you got any pot?
BamBam1138: it's hidden in my chest cavity, for smuggling purposes
Martyr333 (8:50:12 PM): not even 9pm, my computer isnt here, my ps2 is in
lubbock, man....i need somethin soon
BamBam1138 (8:50:23 PM): jesus
BamBam1138 (8:50:26 PM): i feel ya man
BamBam1138 (8:50:49 PM): been here since 7:30 and feeling claustrophobic already
BamBam1138: they could've just adopted spanish but no they had to have their own language
Drewbulous: yeah and it's not quite spanish, not quite french
BamBam1138: it's just portugay
Drewbulous: haha
Drewbulous: portugay
"I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?"
-Bill Maher
BamBam1138: wait, is she ugly or something?
Drewbulous: nope, just annoying
BamBam1138: haha
BamBam1138: yea having sex with annoying girls just makes them more annoying after the fact
Drewbulous: yeah it does
JHKramerUT: when my clothes are clean I will finally beable to shower
BamBam1138: eheh
BamBam1138: that's awful
JHKramerUT: but I need one that I don't feel guilty about asking for weed
BamBam1138: why the hell would you feel guilty asking a drug dealer for weed?
LuckyStrikeNo9: oh. This is the chick I'm bringing Friday with Todd Lewis and Taz from Burden Bros.
http://www.smartass.tv/storage/sweany.jpg
BamBam1138: nice
BamBam1138: i get sloppy seconds
Drewbulous: she's gone a bit too far
Drewbulous: lol
Drewbulous: anonymous26: i called you my little butt plug
BamBam1138: if you get no strings attached butt sex i want at least partial credit for the idea
I know, I know the sun is hot
Mosquitos come suck your blood
Leave you there all alone
Just skin and bone
When you walk among the trees
Listening to the leaves
The further I go the less I know
-Queens of the Stone Age
malanmo: stupid shit that makes me say 'WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??????'
BamBam1138: some people need to be hosed with 18 inch dildos
malanmo: hahaha
malanmo: or just get a fucking brain
BamBam1138: there's gotta be some saying about giving stray dogs food and how they'll always come back for more after that
BamBam1138: that would apply if i knew the saying
malanmo: hahaha
malanmo: man, if i ever start leaning that way, will you please knock me in the head with a baseball bat
BamBam1138: i think i'll use a giant dildo, but ok
malanmo: hahaha...that would work too
BamBam1138: why i keep bringing up dildos i really don't know
malanmo: hahaha...suuuuuuure
malanmo: you know it's cause you bought one just yesterday
BamBam1138: i'm achin to try it out
BamBam1138: it's called "the devastator"
"The possession of anything begins in the mind."
-Bruce Lee
rachem747: i'm sad, i didnt get quoted
rachem747: am i not quirky and amusing?
BamBam1138: you have to suck very good cock to get on my quotes page
ShihJeff: haha, u gotta sneak out to smoke
BamBam1138: fucking sucks!!!
rachem747: merry christmas, jackass :-)
BamBam1138: you too, bitch
BamBam1138: could be worse
BamBam1138: you could have the AIDS
PseudoGuru327L: yeah
PseudoGuru327L: I do, thanks to this shitty cat
BamBam1138: double suckage
PseudoGuru327L: double suckage doesn't sound that bad actually
BamBam1138: haha
cos you cocked your head
to shoot me down
and I don't give a damn
about you or this town no more
-modest mouse
Though by many they're abhorred
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew
-Peter, Family Guy
"how can you eat those things when you've got cotton-mouth?!?"
"mmphf ummmphmm," i replied, grabbing another saltine cracker.
-nothcyet@excite.com
BamBam1138: haha, right
BamBam1138: but good luck
Guttix: I will do my best, in the name of alla
BamBam1138: jeez you don't have to be homophobic about it
"I bet she can cook really good. She's one of those Republican women."
-Jeff S
Neil: Yeah, we went shopping all day.
Me: Where'd you go?
Neil: Everywhere.
Me: Did you go to Hello Kitty?
Neil: No.
Me: Bastard!
BamBam1138: all i gotta say to that is "word, word"
Guttix: all I got to say to that is *stroke, stroke, stroke stroke* "uuuuuugh!!" *splat*
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans... unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."
-Karl Rover, political advisor/guru to George W Bush
LuckyStrikeNo9: LOU BABY'S!
BamBam1138: go to his house and steal all the coathangars you can find
LuckyStrikeNo9: fuck no
LuckyStrikeNo9: I'm gonna drop some off
malanmo: that's gotta be nice
malanmo: and living on your own
BamBam1138: oh yeah
BamBam1138: hehe
BamBam1138: i can poop with the door open
The flesh surrenders itself, he thought. Eternity takes back its own. Our bodies stirred these waters briefly, danced with a certain intoxication before the love of life and self, dealth with a few strange ideas, then submitted to the instruments of Time. What can we say of this? I occurred. I am not... yet, I occurred.
No matter how exotic human civilization becomes, no matter the developments of life and society nor the complexity of the machine/human interface, there always come interludes of lonely power when the course of humankind, the very future of humankind, depends on the relatively simple actions of single individuals.
-from the Tleilaxu Godbuk
There exists a limit to the force even the most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengeance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences.
-Muad'Dib on Law
The Stilgar Commentary
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.
-Tolkien
"I don't like Jesus. Jesus is a more angry kind of bong."
-JHKramer
"How can life be so bountiful, providing such sublime rewards for mediocrity?"
-Umberto Eco, Foucalt's Pendulum
"In those halcyon days I believed that the source of enigma was stupidity. Then the other evening in the periscope I decided that the most terrible enigmas are those that mask themselves as madness. But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
-Umberto Eco
"The whole history of logic consists of attempts to define an acceptable notion of moronism. A task too immense. Every great thinker is someone else's moron."
-Umberto Eco
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