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BamBam1138: poit
Guttix: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guttix: I ain't heard some poit in a long time
PseudoGuru327L: Kramer and I should kick the shit out of you one night
BamBam1138: jews can't fight
PseudoGuru327L: you know what?
BamBam1138: chicken cunt
PseudoGuru327L: exactly
Drewbulous: I ran over your dog.8-)
BamBam1138: your mother has cancer :-D
Drewbulous: my penis is hard;-)
BamBam1138: prostates are cool :-!
Drewbulous: i like jim rome now
Drewbulous: Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting place of all that is cool.
BamBam1138: forever and ever amen
PseudoGuru327L: man I want to be the next messiah
BamBam1138: your mom was SO not a virgin when you were born
PseudoGuru327L: she wasn't a virgin, but it was still immaculate
BamBam1138: immaculate like a giant non-virgin poonani
I don't care baby what you think cause I drink alone
-The Riverboat Gamblers
"The conspiracy theory of society... comes from abandoning God and then asking: 'Who is in his place?'"
-Karl Popper, Conjectures and Refutations
"We always have to blame our failures on somebody else, and dictatorship always need an external enemy to bind their followers together. As the man said, for every complex problem there's a simple solution, and it's wrong."
-Casaubon, Foucault's Pendulum
"For a long time I thought he did it because it enabled him to pursue his study of human folly from an ideal observation point. As he never tired of pointing out, he was fascinated by what he called stupidity -- the impregnable paralogism, the insidious delirium hidden behind the impeccable argument."
-Umberto Eco
"So you've got Tony Blair, the militant liberal on the left, and George W, the 'compassionate conservative' on the right. I'm not quite sure what that means...sounds kind of like a volvo with a gun rack."
-Robin Williams
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin
Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?
-Ralph Nader
Bad men want their women to be like cigarettes-- slender and trim, all in a row to be selected at will, set aflame, and when the flame has subsided, discarded, only to select another. The fastidious man wants his women to be like a cigar--they are more expensive, they make a better appearance, they last longer, for after all, if the brand is good, they are seldom discarded but used to the end. The good man wants his women to be like his pipe--something he becomes attached to, knocks gently but lovingly, takes care of always. A man will give you a cigarette, offer you a cigar, but he never shares his pipe.
-Mark Twain
I am cheesie: when i stand up i almost fall hHAHAH
I am cheesie: WHY AM I IN CAPS
I am cheesie: i'm giggly
I am cheesie: think of this sound - bwoooweeee
I am cheesie: naqh i'm freom the lbc its cool
I am cheesie: horeray! i'm the smartest deuruggy ever! ahh juice on my shorts
Drewbulous: "And blessed be those who go in circles, for they shall be called Wheels"
"Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious."
-Oscar Wilde
BamBam1138: booty sex?
rachem747: god no
rachem747: that would hurt
BamBam1138: hurt so good
PseudoGuru327L: i think i lasted a minute
BamBam1138: you should be used to that by now
BamBam1138: BOOM
PseudoGuru327L: ouch!
Drewbulous: if i ever come to practice w/ a super retarded grin, you'll know
JHKramerUT: I haven't done shit all week so I am going to finish it up the same
BamBam1138: nice
JHKramerUT: took a mental health day on tuesday, feels like a long weekend
"Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things."
-Donald Rumsfeld
"They will suck you down to the other side
To the shadows gloaming
Your alarm bells
They should be ringing"
-Radiohead
BamBam1138: you can't just take up leatherworking as a casual hobby
BamBam1138: certain things you have to buy
LuckyStrikeNo9: I think that's what the sex toy industry is counting on
ShihJeff: 420!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BamBam1138: hehe
ShihJeff: how was church
BamBam1138: man..
Mark Adkins187: hey guess what bitch
BamBam1138: what
Mark Adkins187: call that janelle girl and tell her fuck you for me
BamBam1138: well still man, i have no personal beef, i'll let you use my phone sometime
Mark Adkins187: ok
Mark Adkins187: thats good enough
BamBam1138: we'll all get a good laugh, it'll be sweet
Mark Adkins187: cause i rweally wanna give that slut a big fuck you
TkdPixi: i had this asthma attack as i was hitting the bong, spilled water all over cara's feet
"Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's busy holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted. He's making sure you're fully absorbed."
-Chuck Palahniuk
The masochist bullies the sadist into action. The most passive person is actually an aggressor. Every day, just you living means the misery and death of plants and animals - and even some people. "Slaughterhouses, factory farms, sweatshops," she says, "like it or not, that's what your money buys."
-Chuck Palahniuk
Building with wood, building on fault lines, building on flood plains, each era creates its own "natural" disasters.
-Chuck Palahniuk
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
-Bill Maher
BamBam1138: way to rape the system
PseudoGuru327L: I don't rape the system
PseudoGuru327L: I'm a prostitute
PseudoGuru327L: they pay me to screw them
BamBam1138: maybe your brain secretes THC
UTvanessa: thc?
BamBam1138: tetrahydrocannabinol, it's the chemical in pot that gets you stoned
UTvanessa: ah
UTvanessa: haha at least you know why youre fucked up
Hecdias: in Asian.. we are talking like underground subway and I can still talk [on a cell phone]...
BamBam1138: jeez
BamBam1138: it's cos your subways are so asian
Hecdias: haha damn dog...
BamBam1138: can't go very deep! boooom!
"I didn't have to do anything. It was like, 'It's time for sex. We're gonna have sex now.' And then we had sex."
-Dead Man On Campus
Guttix: haha, since when is Dee Snyder hot
BamBam1138: hey man
BamBam1138: he wants to rock
BamBam1138: ROCK
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen F. Roberts
JHKramerUT: I guess I will come with. I need pants right ?
BamBam1138: yes, remember best buy's motto:
BamBam1138: pants = yes
PseudoGuru327L: if someone avoids taking a stance on an issue, and instead takes the easiest position, you'd say "that's the ____'s way out" what goes in that blank?
PseudoGuru327L: I can't think of the word
BamBam1138: pussy?
PseudoGuru327L: haha, this is for an exam
BamBam1138: i hate o'reilly even more now
PseudoGuru327L: I love him... he's like a clown
BamBam1138: a clown with a machete and psychotic views of world politics
"So here I am in Utah, which is, in a way, like Ann Coulter. It's nice to look at, but wrong about everything"
-Adam Brodsky
"Wherever the standard of freedom and Independence has been or shall be unfurled, there will her heart, her benedictions and her prayers be. But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy."
-John Quincy Adams
Me: So... 19.
Jeff: You're blurry.
Me: ...what?
Jeff: You look blurry to me.
*These were the first words spoken by Jeff after having turned 19.
Namitz1118: i got hit on by billy bob thornton
BamBam1138: holy fucking shit
BamBam1138: that's awesome
Namitz1118: yea
Namitz1118: :-)
Namitz1118: kind of gross....when you think of his age
BamBam1138: we should fool around so i can have some sort of bizarre braggings rights
"Laughter of the dead comes through every wall."
-Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby
Maybe you'll be president
But know right from wrong
Or in the flood you'll build an Ark
And sail us to the moon
-Radiohead
A kiss on the cheek from the right girl is better than a whole month of blowjobs from the wrong girl.
-snikrepkire
I don't think robot sex is full of love.
-Peter
BamBam1138: in addition to my ticketmaster induced rage i'm very volatile right now
ShihJeff: and u suck penis
ShihJeff: HAHA
ShihJeff: EXPLODE
BamBam1138: oh you clever asian man
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
-Theodore Roosevelt
"So you think you figured out everything
But we know that our minds
Are just made out of strings to be pulled
All this talking all the time, and the air
Fills up until there's nothing left to breathe"
-Modest Mouse
PseudoGuru327L: in fact they uprooted a whole plant and carried it to the house
PseudoGuru327L: one guy took a shitload... way too much for him
PseudoGuru327L: he was tripping really hard and walking around with no pants on
PseudoGuru327L: another girl took way way too much
PseudoGuru327L: to a bad degree
PseudoGuru327L: she was driven home and for some dumb reason went to class today and was watching people's eyes fall from their heads
BamBam1138: and you thought kansas would be boring
PseudoGuru327L: well it's meant to be a 15 hour trip, except for those 2 people who will be tripping for 4 days
BamBam1138: haha
BamBam1138: man... 15 hours
PseudoGuru327L: 4 days...
PseudoGuru327L: wow
BamBam1138: i tend to think that would be the end of my drug career
BamBam1138: or a new, more exquisite chapter
JKramer: Oh, I see how they made this more complicated. You have to line up the stars and the colors.
Me: Actually, you have to have the stars on the same connected blob of eggs.
Malana: What the fuck are y'all talking about?!
skizipUT: i wanna make a bong out of our fish tank
skizipUT: and get a fish for it again
BamBam1138: that'd be tight
BamBam1138: you could have a party and you win the mystery prize if the fish dies while you're hitting it
Sparr0whawk: i thought for sure i was just gonna go home and sleep for the rest of the day
BamBam1138: haha, that knife hit get ya?
Sparr0whawk: oh yeahh
Sparr0whawk: that was awesome
Guttix: after we're done with them, they're going to find bob stoops naked in a forest with a condom in his ass
Guttix: well I guess that's kinda cool, but I'll be fucked in the ass before I spend $600 on anything other than a hooker
BamBam1138: seriously
BamBam1138: if britney spears was like i'll give you head for $600 i might spend that, but i'd probably ask for some ID
Drewbulous: someone came through my line at HEB and was talking to me about random shit
Drewbulous: and mentioned that someone accidently spit on him once and when he looked at them like "wtf" they said "It's all jesus"
Drewbulous: and i thought that was funny
"The farther backward you look, the farther forward you are likely to see."
-Winston Churchill
"The hardest thing for Americans to understand is that they are not better than other people."
-Jimmy Carter
"The struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting."
-Milan Kundera
PseudoGuru327L: everyday this week I've been up by 6am
PseudoGuru327L: it's killing me
BamBam1138: devastating
BamBam1138: coffee's not your best friend, your its bitch
"It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye."
-Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Guttix: haha, yeah, I think it's time mac took the first horse out of texas
BamBam1138: FUCKING AYE
BamBam1138: brb i gotta shit/shower/shave
BamBam1138: since it's 2pm....
PseudoGuru327L: good call
PseudoGuru327L: I didn't mean to put the frame on though - did that by accident and was in no condition to figure out how to remove it
BamBam1138: haha
BamBam1138: so the caps were good?
PseudoGuru327L: man...
PseudoGuru327L: those were the best few hours of my life
BamBam1138: hahah awesome
ShihJeff: yo, u got any more class today
BamBam1138: nope, you fucking dumbass
BamBam1138: IMing me from 4 ft away
"Would I be a total fag if I ordered a Coors Light with a cherry?"
-Blake
JHKramerUT: what do you think of this quote : God made women to be mirrors so man could see what an ass he is.
BamBam1138: that's insane
BamBam1138: it has so many layers to it
JHKramerUT: exactly. I have been thinking about it all night
BamBam1138: ok dude: get a job
Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, and all that's left are the handicapped ones.
-Unknown
Drewbulous: the best part is, i think she's gonna be like my fav girlfriend in high school was
Drewbulous: loves to give head and is easy to get off
BamBam1138: wow
BamBam1138: definitely a winner
Drewbulous: she was like "You've got me so turned on now. Can I go down on you?"
BamBam1138: you gonna share her or is this one of those "ohhh i don't let me friends bone my girlfriends" things?
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.
-Conan O'Brien
PseudoGuru327L: everyone knows that smoking pot lowers a man's fertility, right?
BamBam1138: yeah that's my main excuse for doing it: birth control
BamBam1138: the sperm are all fighting for place then they're like "fuck it"
PseudoGuru327L: exactly
PseudoGuru327L: that's probably why our generation is so lazy - we were all stoned sperm
BamBam1138: or tripping
PseudoGuru327L: hehe, maybe you...
BamBam1138: i had badass visuals in the womb
PseudoGuru327L: lol
BamBam1138: i was like whoa, i'm fucked up
"The common people do not go to war of their own accord, but are driven to it by the madness of kings."
-St. Thomas More
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to do the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism."
-Herman Goering
"Witty, you and I are a lot alike. We both make jokes all the time, but none of them are ever funny"
-Mo Chang
PseudoGuru327L: I need to go do some work, but I spilled corn in my crotch and don't really want to walk around
BamBam1138: you lead such a whacky life
BamBam1138: brb
BamBam1138: jeff is saying my car isn't in its spot, this could take awhile
Martyr333: oh shit
BamBam1138: ok he was mistaken
BamBam1138: big asian tardo
Martyr333: Maybe some wind came up and his already slanty eyes had to squint even more
A birthday Haiku for cookies’ mom:
Cookies’ mother
Happy fiftieth birthday
You are still quite hot
-Witty
Note: "Cookies'" is three syllables. Say it like a 4th grader would.
Drewbulous: my soul will have to *guitar solo*
BamBam1138: ba nuh nuh ba dip naaah nah nah
Drewbulous: hehe
Drewbulous: man, i love the trolli brite ocotpi so much better than the brite crawlers cuz they're bigger so sometimes you get 3 colored ones
and that's so much more awesomely awesome than 2 colored brite crawlers
Drewbulous: not to mention they're bigger
"The pursuit of property alone cannot hold societies together."
-Goran Lindhal
"Thus you see that people with a brain in their head, if they're shown an alchemist's oven, all shut up and warm inside, think of the belly of the mama making a baby, and only your Diabolicals think that the Madonna about to have the Child is a reference to the alchemist's oven. They spent thousands of years looking for a message, and it was there all the time: they just had to look in the mirror."
-Foucalt's Pendulum
Beauty is not the image you would see nor the song you would hear, but rather an image you see though you close your eyes and a song you hear though you shut your ears.
-Gibran, "The Prophet"
[Senator Kerry's] further comment on the situation was "I left some blood on a battlefield that President Bush never left anywhere." Well, only if you don't count getting tooted up and having your nose bleed all over your shirt. Then he's right there with you.
-Jay
"Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run... but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant..."
-Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing
And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting - on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave...
-Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing
He who knows men is clever; He who knows himself has insight. He who conquers men has force; He who conquers himself is truly strong. He who knows when he has got enough is rich, And he who adheres assiduously to the path of Tao is a man of steady purpose. He who stays where he has found his true home endures long, And he who dies but perishes not enjoys real longevity.
-Lao Tzu, "Tao Te Ching"
"Diagnosing a 'Major Depressive Episode' for instance, doctors look for depressed or irritable mood; weight loss or gain; sleeplessness or sleepiness; restlessness or fatigue. The critical requirement... is that the symptoms 'impair functioning' at work, school or home. Mental illness, then, is defined as a function of cultural norms. Can the patient make love? Go to work? Enjoy the shopping mall? If not, he or she is clinically depressed. Functionality requires consumption. Consumption causes depression. Depression impairs functionality."
-Joseph Hart
TkdPixi: dude, i had the most random morning at einstein's bros bagels
TkdPixi: i saw leslie (austin's one and only), got hit on by a large older tattoed guy who wanted me to go play pool with him, and then ate lunch with a fireman who's studying to become a neuroscientist
Laura: Hey Aaron..
Me: Yea?
Laura: Oh, it was a burrito.
"Just because we're blonde and petite doesn't mean we're stupid."
-Blonde/Petite Stupid Girl
"Good dude. I mean deal.... dude."
-DrewG
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